Funny random stuffs

Finally, a company called me for an interview, and it's Western Digital. As a buyer. I performed the best yesterday out of so many interviews. Because, at least I can explain godlikely what my jobscope is and what a buyer does and all related questions. The building was so friggin big, I sweat walking from 1 lobby to the other. As usual, I did not bring a pen, and I borrowed from this old chinese aunty (receptionist) and she was grumbling like a bitch... "come interview never bring pen..like this also can....blahblablalala"... mahai don't want to borrow shuen la... -_-ll

Accessing the office is like going through those scanning etc thingy in the airport. I had to remove all besi items (handphones,coins etc) in the basket for scanning and my bag as well. After that..I need to put on a shoe cover.



Shoe cover (XL size)

WD employees don't wear shoe covers. They wear a common white kasut kain. Everyone. To identify WD workers. Check their shoes. Funny and it did freaked me out a little at first.. hrmm. Anyway everything went well, awaiting confirmation. Please call me. I hate my current company. Kthxbye.

Went for market survey again, and we decided to curi tulangs abit...went to some fish breeder. Interesting. Pictures below.

Glow in the dark Bubba Gump stock.

These are cute. As if they are wearing lipsticks. And that fish at 11 o'clock is smilling. Check out the one at 7 o'clock. Lipstick OD action. LOL.

Random nipis fish.

Love this. I can't see their faces.

Panjang & nipis.

Was waiting for my colleauges to finish their job when we were doing this market survey thingy..and was browsing browsing till I approach...sanitary pads. And I took pictures of them. People were looking at me, weird stares. But I didn't give a shit. The words on the pads packaging are way too funny. For me. At least.

This pad even stops you from "lai si". Back leakage, only girls know what's that. We guys normally, don't know. Imagine your GF/wife asked you to buy for her when she's not in the shop with you.

BF : "Hun, which is it that you need...?"

GF : "What do you have there..??"

BF : "I got this....ermm..hey this looks cost efficient, you can even try to shit on it and your shit won't come out, good for cirit birit!!"

GF : ........................................ *hangs up*

U knowla, when girls having period.

This is godlike. "Tak Basah, Tak Tembus"

English translation : When it's not wet, you can't penetrate.

Fish Leong hates to be wet. A fish that hates to be wet will be Ikan Masin.

Ding ding~~ no more wetness.

I hate the Ding Ding part. orz

Your bf wont like this as well.

BF : "Hey hun, sorry for just now...I really don't know... so...."

GF : "It's ok... just get me something... it's getting bad....get me INTIMATE"

BF : "the one with Fish Leong's face on it...?"

GF : "AHHHHH! come on, I don't care whether her face in ON THE PAD, JUST BUY IT!! I NEED IT!!!"

BF : "Okay... but....after you use it.... you can't get wet...and...and....how can we...."

GF : "............................" *hangs up*

"BOLEH DI CUCI".

Mana boleh dicuci?

HAHAHHAHA. This sounds like a warning.

COMING SOON! IN THE HOLE NEAREST TO YOU.

HAID. AKAN DATANG DEKAT PUKI YOU.

Ogay... enough of pads....my colleauge laughed at me, "dude, WTF are you taking pictures of KOTEX!!!!" lolx.

Last but not least, a comment from my manager cum baby sitter (I had to call him this after what I saw) when I was late for work that day for 2 minutes. (yes, effing two minutes ONLY)

"Please wake up early" Okay mama~~ SWT.

Tonight, we dine in hell.

No, I'm not gonna say "finally ~~ im back to blogging..."

I'm here because, I have words to say, feelings to share and important dates to post.

Felt like crap for more than 24 hours already...and fin-fucking-nally, I'm sick, but not sick enough to get a day off from work. I'm starting to hate my job. Too much work, and my pay can barely buy myself , my girlfriend, a gift every month. Let's not talk bout money, it hurts feelings. Next.

I've so many 2010 Lum Soon Kenn reconstrutions. I've achieve none. Standing ovation please. Thank you.

Let me list down my to-dos. Yeaps, you're not interested, I'm just posting it online so I won't lose it. I'm a very unorgasm-nized person. Very Super forgetful.

Ok, let's go, hardest to easier to dos.

1. Make her feel she's the luckiest woman that's still breathing.

2. Quit fagging by August 2020 2010

3.Better pay cheque

4.T-Shirt business -> from myth to true story.

Can't think of anything anymore. I swear I've a longer list when I thought of it. I forgot everything again already.

Did not talk to her since yesterday, so called big war going on...

I stoned looking at the monitor for more than 30 minutes. I can't think of what to type.

It's been 7 months! Time really flies. Hoho!!!

can't believe the fact that I've been giving her shits for 7 months. SOrry!!!

See, men are pure fucktards, they never plan to surprise/ bring her out for a nice romantic dinner IF their partner IS NOT angry. I'm a man, so...... ahem, yeah. Hope the next one is another biggie for her after the Cheki experience. *pouts* Pondering real hard here!!

Here's some cheki we took.

Some random outings with her.

She made something for me (before we called for war), really cute and she put loads of effort in it and it's really cute!

My car charm

Nice driving around with this lil thing when she's not around. Feel her around in a way.

Heck. Better off for some sleep before the rain stops, loves the sound of it. Mother nature's lullaby. Nite peops.