Instead of girls, i play around with words.

Funny random stuffs

2010-04-29T02:53:00.000-07:00

Finally, a company called me for an interview, and it's Western Digital. As a buyer. I performed the best yesterday out of so many interviews. Because, at least I can explain godlikely what my jobscope is and what a buyer does and all related questions. The building was so friggin big, I sweat walking from 1 lobby to the other. As usual, I did not bring a pen, and I borrowed from this old chinese aunty (receptionist) and she was grumbling like a bitch... "come interview never bring pen..like this also can....blahblablalala"... mahai don't want to borrow shuen la... -_-ll

Accessing the office is like going through those scanning etc thingy in the airport. I had to remove all besi items (handphones,coins etc) in the basket for scanning and my bag as well. After that..I need to put on a shoe cover.

Shoe cover (XL size)

WD employees don't wear shoe covers. They wear a common white kasut kain. Everyone. To identify WD workers. Check their shoes. Funny and it did freaked me out a little at first.. hrmm. Anyway everything went well, awaiting confirmation. Please call me. I hate my current company. Kthxbye.

Went for market survey again, and we decided to curi tulangs abit...went to some fish breeder. Interesting. Pictures below.

Glow in the dark Bubba Gump stock.

These are cute. As if they are wearing lipsticks. And that fish at 11 o'clock is smilling. Check out the one at 7 o'clock. Lipstick OD action. LOL.

Random nipis fish.

Love this. I can't see their faces.

Panjang & nipis.

Was waiting for my colleauges to finish their job when we were doing this market survey thingy..and was browsing browsing till I approach...sanitary pads. And I took pictures of them. People were looking at me, weird stares. But I didn't give a shit. The words on the pads packaging are way too funny. For me. At least.

This pad even stops you from "lai si". Back leakage, only girls know what's that. We guys normally, don't know. Imagine your GF/wife asked you to buy for her when she's not in the shop with you.

BF : "Hun, which is it that you need...?"

GF : "What do you have there..??"

BF : "I got this....ermm..hey this looks cost efficient, you can even try to shit on it and your shit won't come out, good for cirit birit!!"

GF : ........................................ *hangs up*

U knowla, when girls having period.

This is godlike. "Tak Basah, Tak Tembus"

English translation : When it's not wet, you can't penetrate.

Fish Leong hates to be wet. A fish that hates to be wet will be Ikan Masin.

Ding ding~~ no more wetness.

I hate the Ding Ding part. orz

Your bf wont like this as well.

BF : "Hey hun, sorry for just now...I really don't know... so...."

GF : "It's ok... just get me something... it's getting bad....get me INTIMATE"

BF : "the one with Fish Leong's face on it...?"

GF : "AHHHHH! come on, I don't care whether her face in ON THE PAD, JUST BUY IT!! I NEED IT!!!"

BF : "Okay... but....after you use it.... you can't get wet...and...and....how can we...."

GF : "............................" *hangs up*

"BOLEH DI CUCI".

Mana boleh dicuci?

HAHAHHAHA. This sounds like a warning.

COMING SOON! IN THE HOLE NEAREST TO YOU.

HAID. AKAN DATANG DEKAT PUKI YOU.

Ogay... enough of pads....my colleauge laughed at me, "dude, WTF are you taking pictures of KOTEX!!!!" lolx.

Last but not least, a comment from my manager cum baby sitter (I had to call him this after what I saw) when I was late for work that day for 2 minutes. (yes, effing two minutes ONLY)

"Please wake up early" Okay mama~~ SWT.

Tonight, we dine in hell.

2010-04-21T11:11:00.000-07:00

No, I'm not gonna say "finally ~~ im back to blogging..."

I'm here because, I have words to say, feelings to share and important dates to post.

Felt like crap for more than 24 hours already...and fin-fucking-nally, I'm sick, but not sick enough to get a day off from work. I'm starting to hate my job. Too much work, and my pay can barely buy myself , my girlfriend, a gift every month. Let's not talk bout money, it hurts feelings. Next.

I've so many 2010 Lum Soon Kenn reconstrutions. I've achieve none. Standing ovation please. Thank you.

Let me list down my to-dos. Yeaps, you're not interested, I'm just posting it online so I won't lose it. I'm a very unorgasm-nized person. ~~Very~~ Super forgetful.

Ok, let's go, hardest to easier to dos.

1. Make her feel she's the luckiest woman that's still breathing.

2. Quit fagging by August ~~2020~~ 2010

3.Better pay cheque

4.T-Shirt business -> from myth to true story.

Can't think of anything anymore. I swear I've a longer list when I thought of it. I forgot everything ~~again~~ already.

Did not talk to her since yesterday, so called big war going on...

I stoned looking at the monitor for more than 30 minutes. I can't think of what to type.

It's been 7 months! Time really flies. Hoho!!!

can't believe the fact that I've been giving her shits for 7 months. SOrry!!!

See, men are pure fucktards, they never plan to surprise/ bring her out for a nice romantic dinner IF their partner IS NOT angry. I'm a man, so...... ahem, yeah. Hope the next one is another biggie for her after the Cheki experience. *pouts* Pondering real hard here!!

Here's some cheki we took.

Some random outings with her.

She made something for me (before we called for war), really cute and she put loads of effort in it and it's really cute!

My car charm

Nice driving around with this lil thing when she's not around. Feel her around in a way.

Heck. Better off for some sleep before the rain stops, loves the sound of it. Mother nature's lullaby. Nite peops.

55 5 months

2010-02-08T03:18:00.000-08:00

In another few hours, we'll be officially attached for 5 months. Curse me babehh~ I broke your spell! *proud*!!! Nyehehe!

And of course....

There are....

Many things that I can't do but I said it,
Many things that I've promised and break it,
Many things that I've commit but you can't see it,
Many things that I've said but you can't feel it.

But I'm sure you know that...

When I said it, I meant it,
When I promised, I ACCIDENTLY broke the promise, and always, later, fulfill it,
When I do so much, I expect you to at least praise me for it (most of the time you will :> )
When you can't feel it, I will keep saying it.

I'm sure every reader out there, sacrificed so much for your loved ones and you thought whatever you did, can't be seen or felt by your partner. They do, actually, they just don't show it. Not immediately after a big fight though ~~depending on your luck~~.

But I swear, your "hard work" pays off well after a week or two. Don't tolerate them, accept them for who they are, like how you accept the fact that the one you're kissing good night every night is the one that you hate the most when you're arguing/fighting/boxing/slapping/spitting at/ kicking/cursing at/screaming etc.

Trust me loyal readers, they don't mean a single hurtful ~~fucked up, chowcheebye sohai niamagehai lanjiao imba~~ words they said through the phone or right at your ~~fuck~~ face =)

At the end of the day, they will be the one you want to see most and you would do anything just to listen to them saying ~~Fuck off! Cheebye~~ "I Love you" to you again, right?

No, I'm not trying to say that we fight alot, but it's a norm in every relationship. And yes, ~~she's~~ I'm effing into me her!

p/s: I love you. =')

Happy 2010

2010-01-06T10:47:00.001-08:00

To Us.

2010 will be filled with joy, love, laughter and all the good things if I'm spending every single day with you.

She's been a great companion
She's been a wonderful partner
She's a loving girlfriend
She's a great joker
She's guai lan
She's someone that makes me feel good
She's the one I miss when she's not around
She's always there to hear my problems
She's loves me
She's always in my mind
She's a food lover
She's my girlfriend =)

BTW baby, please bring me go eat Samurai Chao Kway Teow Ala Melayu Tahun 80-an basah tanpa rasa Rawang hebat k? Mwa! ^^

Happy new year to all.

BITCHY NEIGHBOUR'S AT IT AGAIN!!

2010-01-06T09:56:00.000-08:00

MakaHAIYARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! She's one son of a mother fucking chow cheebye kaneh pooniaboo pundek kimak babi toyol sial salina papaya BITCH lor!

Went home one random Sunday to fetch my brother out for movie i guess, err..or is it for dinner..no..er.... ARGHHH FTS that's not important!! parked side to side with my car INFRONT MY MY HOUSE! PLEASE TAKE NOTE! I FUCKING REPEATO RAMA!! MAHAI INFRONT OF MY HOUSE AND I DOUBLE CON-LAN-FIRM I DID NOT PASS THE FUCKING HELL BORDER!!

Went in duduk and cakaps wid mama~ then, can hear her fucking Vulva i mean VOLVO, vroom vrrooom so 7 loud i really wanted to chung outside and shout "Vrrooom leiloumou ge hai MIEEEEE" ..................................

Fine, we thought she was going out, we thought! She's fucking unpredictable like Magnum 4-D. Macauhai...guess what she did, Just reversed out...so i can't reverse out. Kindly refer to picture below.

Cheebye!! it's impossible for me to get out without banging every side of the babe's car!! And guess what..She...no IT the bitch, sat infront of her house..folded her arms.. and looked at how are we gonna get out... MAKAHAIYARRRR... I managed to snap a picture of IT.. enjoy!

Mahai..damn pissed... had to reverse my car so the babe's car is able to get out without any scratch... lei lou mou ge bin tai hai yar~~ (translation: your mother's insane pussy ar)

We left my house..and mom told us that the sohai parked her car back inside... masohai ar.... what the fuck is she trying to prove? what the fuck is in her mind?!?! Please...someone... i'll pay you a million to study her brains like how those sohai studied Beckham's legs. Pleaseeee!!

There's other short stories of her which i have no time to share with my loyal fan of my neighbour. Mom was mincing some pork for dinner in the kitchen.. and guess what the bitch did. Yes. She took something.. banged like how Tom Lee banged Pamela "BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM" AND... the most godlike part is.. she shouted... "MIE!! NEI CHAM CHU YUK NGO MOU TAK CHAM AR? (translation: what? you chop babi i cannot chop ar?!?!?) "BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM " banging sounds goes on for another 10 minutes...............MIE LANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

Thank GuanYinMa we'll be leaving in another few more months time...the last day, we're gonna held a barbeque party, like how MCA invite their voters. Please. ALL ARE WELCOME. FOODS, BOOZE FREE FLOW. Best thing is! FREE SHOW. FTS!!!

Stepping stones....

2009-12-15T10:21:00.000-08:00

Hola!! Finally, home sweet home! Been traveling much for the past few days, Selayang -> PJ -> Rawang -> PJ -> Rawang ->KL->PJ->Rawang->KL->PJ->Office->PJ->Rawang->Office->PJ and so on. Godlike. Had lotsa fun last week, going here and there slacking, chatting from AM to PM, sleeping and waking up beside her, and yes, the Siam style massages (excluding the extra services of course) that I'm already missing right now at this moment.

It's been quite sometime since we spend our night in the club, decided to 4Play after a long consideration and planning plus persuading some friends to go. It was great but the price of the bottle is sky high. 1 bottle is never enough for the forever-alco-thirsty us. So, a bucket of beer as mixer is not bad. Sadly, no one was drunk.

Damn girl, yous a sexy b*tch! LOL.

Woohoo! Pepperlunch. Some godlike Jap fast food chain in Pavillion that offers stone-grilled beef/chicken/salmon rice that costs a fortune. RM40++ for 2 bird portion of rice and 2 mini sized cup of drink is crazy. I'd rather go to Chillis, order a meal for one and share with the babe, and I guarantee I will be more filled up than eating @ Pepperlunch, and if I don't, I'll just bottom a few cups of coke since it's free flow to get myself bloated. But I cannot deny the fact that it tastes yummy.

"We paid so much and we still have to cook ourselves? This is ridiculous!!" *Kept stirring & adding yummy sauces into the rice, rolls eyes* It's great hearing those sizziling sounds from your food, eventually, it made it sound and looks tastier.

"Liar! The salmon on the menu board is much more compared to what I'm eating now!!"
Before I experienced how small the portion is in Pepperlunch, she told me she can finish 2 sets and I laughed at her...now I truly understands. =/

Why buy a lighter to light your fags when you have a hot chiq like her?

Seriously I reco stone-grilled meals for all camwhorers out there. Why. You camwhore for 15-20 minutes with your food and it will be still hot enough to burn your lips.

Movie->Carl's JR->Balik.

Her new toy with my new SiGua cap.

It's great spending time with your loved ones, either your family or your partner. But, to me, there's no way you can give 100% love to each side. Theres only 1 hundred percent. You divide that hundred percent to the one that you love the most. Don't blame me for not giving or spending my time much on here and there, you or them. Will sort it out ASAP.

And to her,

I'm sorry that I'm always not there,
I'm sorry that I'm so hard to bear,
I'm sorry that I don't seem to care.

Like I told you, it's abit old school but it's true, I still can't really believe that we made it as a pair!

And, told you, I can improve everything, slowly! Right? Nothing can't be done. It's only the matter whether you want to do it, or not.

P/S : Guess What... :)

2009-12-01T09:35:00.000-08:00

Foooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~ Finally, I'm back blogging~ can't even remember the last time I sat here and smoke and blog the hell outta me, hrm! Been busy being me and was sick for the past few days and is.. still... sick. I didn't feel November until today I realize it at my office today when I checked my calendar, I'm turning to the last page for year 2009. Time flies. Nothing much happened last month, and finally my hair is at the right length, my zits are gone for good thanks to me babe and .... my goatie is no longer goatie.... I don't know how to describe it.. so I'll settle down for AV girls pubes without smell..nice........it's getting bushier than ever and im loving it. Eventhough it looks like pubes and the babe don't quite like it but some guys still envy me having facial hair. Right? Thanks.

Drama-ing+camwhoring
Do I look like an italian porn star with all the hair on my face?

And the tahap guai lan-ness of my dear Miku Chin is beyond godlike. She had this permanent marker on her hands one day... and...and...she conteng-ed whatever on sight. And yes... that smiley face..is on the ceiling of my car. Thanks Baby~ I love u! I heard you wanna change the colour of your car right? I've got Nippon paints. I'm gonna PIMP YOUR RIDE one fine day!! arghhh!! and she painted my nails PINK with a ~~hailat-ter~~ highligther. Nice.

And I was sooooo kind hearted and lovely teman-ed her study and I even did her assignment for her.. and this is how she repay my kindness... again..her guai lan hands.. conteng-ed my body and she added new inks on my ink... please...don't laugh.

T.T

Well~~ as long as it made you laugh hun =)

~~She~~ Her Bangs! Nice

Lil' things that made you =)

2009-11-11T11:13:00.000-08:00

Not just another Saturday for us =)

Had dinner with the Lums' and it was a great one, it was all on papa. It's been a long time since papa bring us all out for dinner, it's not that great cause the babe were unable to join us as she had to keep her mom accompanied, so well...after the dinner, went home and thought of bringing the babe UP for some fresh air. And the best thing was..my petrol and toll were subsidized by some random unknown guy/girl. Mom found a wallet on the way back from dinner, inside, RM30++ , 2 Indian notes and a Debit Card. Chung-ed to petrol station, feed my baby Angelina full, went back called baby asked her to meet me at Mobil and drove papa's forever-petrol-hungry Volvo and filled it. But, the babe's abit unlucky coz i tried to fill her beloved pitt pitt but the card is already declined. T.T sorry baby!!

Paiseh ha babe, let you wait so long tapi can't feed your car! Had a few glass of wine with my dad and the babe ying chao fu hin wai watt sanfu siu siu drank abit... T.T

And woohoo~ up up and away to the top with the babe for some cooling and refreshing air and some private lovely time! woohoo!
As usual, we crapped our way up, happily jolly-ly crazily gilaly and finally.. top top top!

It was friggin cold up there due to rainy days. It's been raining non stop for the past 1 or 2 weeks. Loving the weather and degrees but... made your days moody. FTS! At least we don't sweat! Sweats -_-ll

The drinks. Half subsidized by the unknown wallet-dropper.

Me love <3>

The not understanding mother fucker =)

We sat down, and chatted seriously about past and present and some silly silly stuffs that silly people like us will LOL about it. It was crazily cold and the babe complained that her ass is wet because her chair that she sat on is, and we thought it will dry off after few hours but it didn't... -_-ll...

Brought the babe to the legendary lepak place... cold, isolated, deserted and peaceful spot ... told her some of the history up there and of coz... pictures?

Giving her the legendary uber sweet plus warm and loving bear hug. *IKK IKK*
Normally she screams out loud when I does this, release her abit la..let her camwhore!

Let's see why angles is so important in camwhoring.

39.5 degree = Thin

45 degree + camera @ 87.55 degree = Thinner

45 degree + camera position @ 90 degree = thinnest! ^^

Another godlike weekend ended, next!

P/S: You look wonderful that night.

61 Days!!

2009-11-11T08:25:00.000-08:00

Finally I brought the babe to partayy after so long...sorry babe! And glad that you had fun... =)

She said I look better this way ^^ and we need 2 & a half pair of hands to cover my fat face!

Happy Waiwatt siu siu 2 months being together with me babe~~will bring you more often to club!!! if i strike lottery or earn 4k a month la~!! Okay darling!?!? Muah!!!

What if.... will you?

2009-11-05T10:45:00.000-08:00

What if.... I said what you said?
Will you... say "No, trust me, I can be better, give me time"
What if.... I did what you did?
Will you... come back to me?
What if.... I don't give a shit like you did?
Will you... think "She's / He's just angry..."
What if.... I stop giving in?
Will you... persuade me not to?
What if.... I hang out with the babes interested in me?
Will you... tell me to have fun?
What if.... I compare you with others?
Will you... be optimistic and improve yourself?
What if.... I said I'm tired?
Will you... say "Don't be...we'll be fine..we'll work it out..together"
What if.... I've changed?
Will you... ask me why?
What if.... I stop being lovely?
Will you... cry yourself to sleep thinking "Why....?"
What if.... I give you cold treatments?
Will you... still put a smile on your face and say "baby..I love you"
What if.... I throw tantrums over a not properly placed mobile phone?
Will you... say "sorry.. "?
What if.... I slapped you?
Will you... look me in the eyes and say "you really slapped me.." wanting you to hug me?
What if.... I say "Nopes, I don't miss you"
Will you... ask "are you sureee =)"?
What if.... I insisted on my answer and replied "Nopes, not even a lil bit"
Will you... think "He's / She's lying!! nyehehehhe"
What if.... I told you "She's just a friend"
Will you... believe me?
What if.... I don't reply your messages.
Will you... call me and ask why?
What if.... I pick up your call and say "What!?"
Will you... continue speaking to me as lovely as ever?
What if.... I tell you, you're not good enough?
Will you... can't get to sleep at night thinking whether there's any room for improvement?

Will you....

*This post is not about anyone, anything personal. Just some random stuffs.

If you're fan of my neighbour, you'll like this

2009-10-31T02:53:00.000-07:00

Heyyroh~! If you all, love my neighbour... a fan of my neighbour's stories~ check this link out~

http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/Up6Qi8RT9eqltRTb

i've posted the video, but i don't know why it is half-ed~ And I tend to like it, some "sneak preview" kinda feel...! Anyway! enjoy!! its a must watch!!

Akon night @ Sunway Lagoon Serve Bitch Surf Beach!!

2009-10-26T06:42:00.000-07:00

Another wonderful weekend with Miku~~ And this week, we invaded Sunway Lagoon Surf Beach !! For the Akon-cert~! Wohoo~! Before the Akon-cert, went to finish up some freelance for my bro.. and thanks babe for helping me out...curi curi taking pictures of shops etc.. aww!! *touched* T.T
She never complains, she never gets bored, shes fucking understanding and the best is.. she's very guai lan. I Like It.

See how she keep herself occupied while I'm @ work... ahahahaha~ Will spend you Roti Kosong on payday! Or u prefer kacang Kuda hrmmmm!?? O.o

Hayrohh~~~! She makes me wanna sing a whole playlist of love songs =)
She's happy eventhough there's no special activities or clubbing sessions waiting for her every weekend. "as long as we're spending it together.. =') " she said. See peeps. See. 'Hang Fook'. WUAHAHA!

*jots jots jots* babe.. what's the info again..? "huh..? sorry..was camwhoring.." -_-ll

Crowds before dawn...

Waiting for tickets to arrive, had to post this. She admires her own legs. sweats.

A stretch of our "Accidential Best Friends Forever Old School Black&White Effect" pics taken with baby's favourite inedible 'fruit'.

Foohh... took me nearly an hour uploading the pictures... okok.. finally Akon. We lined up.. and it was drizzling... everyone was walking so close to each other as if we were zombies migrating to another state..like in the movies.. dripping greenish salivas.. with the "oooo....OOo..oOoOo uuhh..." sound you feelin me!??! -_-... and finally when we reached the entrance... we were actually in the wrong Q... ushers directed us to another long long way to the other entrance.. back and forth back and forth and finally... we reached the entrance... sweats.. ALOT. lolx.

Ahhh~~ We are finally in the place where the main happenings' gonna happen for the night. Had some pre-Akon-cert thingy by local artists, 6/10 rating. Not bad.

And when the Emcees announced that the man's coming.. check out the gadgets thats on air.

You can see nothing but displays of cameras, phones, etc!!

Finally~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Presenting......~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Akon~~~!! It's been so long~~ That I haven't seen your face~~

Yeap.. that's Akon.... It's dark and he's.... ~~black~~ dark too.

Us @ "Freedom" Akon-cert!

It's not as packed as I can imagine a concert's gonna be, so it's not that bad, the heat and stuff. We still manage to breathe and shake our ass a lil'. And there's more Africans than you can ever imagine. I nearly had identity crisis, i thought I was Bob Marley for a second. By the way, is Bob an African? Or....arghhhhh!!

A piece of advice for the ~~"orgasmnisers"~~ organisers, please..next time..extra lightings when your superstar is.. Akon, 50-Cent Flo-rida...etc..you get me??

Random Standard Camwhore picto~

It was quite anti-climax when Akon sings all the songs only half of it.. and some he even started it at the chorus...the crowd was quite dead at the middle of the concert....Miku complained with a dissapointed voice "can he sing something we heard before..... T.T" so... when the entertainer's boring.. you entertain yourself.

So we started browsing around, looking at the crowd.. and we found this imba Media chic. She's god knows how much alcohol she consumed, she's high-ed and danced like a wet Siamese cat, well you know.. shaking those water off..and she's trying to shake her clothes off..hoping to get laid by Akon, or maybe one of the many Africans available. Notice the St.John innocent lil trainee nurse there, trying hard to concentrate on her job.. looking away...try not to look at that crazy chic. I think if she had the thing that makes humans go to sleep, she will inject a few litres in her, call for a stretcher and throw her out of that spot. Who knows. She might had that in mind.

There she is =)

hrmmm~~

And finally they played a song that made everyone joget-ing including the clubber-freak babe. Sexy Bitch. Crowds went wild for awhile.. and Akon... stage dived.. check out the vid..

And this is only one of the 4 dives he made.. He sprayed mineral waters at the crowd and wets himself.. and he went sparkling.. I think he's afraid no one can see him when he dives.. so... he's wet... he's shining.... he's Visible.

And then he did this one lil crazy thing. Crawl on the crowds hands in order to get to the other side... good idea! Crowd went wild!! Finally?
Luckily we're not that near..I don't to touch a wet, sweaty & salty Akon.

He lost balance at this point... and....

Did a lil break dance helicopter head spinning on the ~~floor~~ crowds' hands action...

And finally, he reached the other end... i carried the babe up to capture some priceless moments.. and when she tried to snap a good picture of Akon (note that this is the point where we are nearest to AKon....) for me to see and.... *chik chak...*

......................................

Akon censored..... how nice the timing...

The babe's face was so stress not being able to capture a nice picture of him and when that guy's hands' down.... AKon turned away... that day was totally not our day =(.....

"Kuala Lumpurrrrrrrrrrrrr~~~We Made Ittttttttt!!!!!"

Was a wonderfully tiring day!!

Tired lil helper of mine =) sowee and thank you very much baby~~ ^^

Dhoolphinzzzzzzz

2009-10-22T10:25:00.000-07:00

JJ's big day @ Dolphinzzzz~~ Changed alot... it's already not the Dolphinz i used to go and know~~ they don't have Strip / Pole dancers back then at my era... it was way more decent.. now.. it's flooded with shooter gals.. 80% china girls and... imba singers.. back then... the singers were prettier and of course... they are better singers... maybe I've changed..or the place.. I used to enjoy just sitting there hearing songs.. but not now..

The pole dancers~~ -_-ll

I dont know why the video is rotated and how to rotate the video..so readers..please rotate ur head or ur monitor / laptop ..paiseh..

Randomly randoming something to blog about some random events on my randomly randomed out life

2009-10-19T07:36:00.000-07:00

ah~~~ A great weekend~ Made my Monday even suckier than ever @ work.. Been spending every weekend at the babe's crib and mom said I'm married to another family. She misses me~ LOL! Well mom, will balance everything ASAP.

Having a major face problem these few days (yeayea I know I got face problem all the time~~), fat face filled with zits and to make everything worst, I shaved just to let the babe see how fugly I am without facial hair. My face is like a Canadian Pizza now, big, round, filled with toppings and OILY. Babe's been generous, offering tonnes of toners, zit controls, blackhead thingys, masks,

cream ahhhh you name it.. to save my face. It's getting better except for the big and round part... skipping a month worth of lunch to be a lil thinner again. Period.

My personal beautiful beautician to beautify me. Lol.

Her fav move, push her bangs down.

Last week was a great week working, been going everywhere, visiting suppliers, drinking on the hot afternoon, eating seafood and sitting in an air conditioned room, talking, laughing and drinking... learning lotsa things.. hrmm...

Check this mountain of anchovies out... and workers are "putt-ing" (cantonese) them into boxes and distributes them to customers.. crazy.. this is only one of the many mountains..

Sweet~~ The boss is filthy rich.. dealing with cheap but fast moving goods can really earn you big money.. the coldroom that stores the stocks is as big as 3 bungalows. Crazy.

He's crazy, non stop drinking till evening. When I say non stop, I mean it. Me and my boss reached his office around 10-11 AM, and guess what. He's already high-ed. Went for lunch, drank again, non stop, 6 big bottles, 3 persons, 1 hour plus. While feeding seafood, drank beers. Loads of them. Finally he said, "lai kia ki wa eh opeet, cai lim" *come, lets go back to my office, drink again*

I looked at my boss.. i gave him the constipated look o.-......... and yes, we drank till evening.. nearly died from bloated tummy and major headache. Luckily still managed to chung to babe's crib after that... phew.

That's all the random stuffs. And, Wei DuDe Wei, happy birthday JJ Okocha. May DuDe Wei will be at your house playing mahjong tomorrow *inside joke* POK HAHA!

Artificial Sugar

2009-10-12T11:53:00.000-07:00

Hi babe, eventhough you're ~~very~~ quite guailan, but most of the time you're still ~~quite~~ very sweet. Hope I'm treating you the way you want ^^ 1 month down, 600 to go.

Hello Jacky

2009-10-03T12:43:00.000-07:00

oooooooooooo~~~ that's alot of alco for a lil man like me.... I can't fix the prob!!! It's getting worst......... Chilling at home is something ridiculous.. but am loving it... just need a company.... of course it will be the babe.. but shes ANG-GE-RAYY~~~ woot woot~~!!!! boom boom boom~~ gotagadgad~~ gotagad gad gad gad~~ *gay dancing*

Tell me how to describe this Sad-urday

2009-10-03T10:07:00.000-07:00

Mooncake festival, should be a great day for the chinese, except for me. Not today. Something went wrong and it killed my Saturday.. dinner's great and dad drank my "For My Wedding Only" labeled JD during dinner... and I had to drink along.. got the blood running and had a few smokes before i pengsan-ed till 11 plus at night...rejected all the invitations for a drink and football watching session....

I tried to make everything okay again, but it doesn't seemed to work, I grabbed my hair, sat at the corner of my bed for 30 minutes, before I walked to the toilet and fagged. I'm planless on a Sad-urday night.

Got on Angelina and nearly turned to the highway, but hold back and went to the petrol station and bought a few packs of snacks and pumped JD again back home. Imbaly tipsy right now and now I know what "Sour Mash" on the bottle means, JD actually tastes sour. The babes angry at me, for a reason I, don't know. And MU's losing a goal to Sunderland right at this very minute and I don't think even if Orlando Bloom kisses her right now can cheer her up, Rooney, maybe? I guess Rooney might get a tight slap for not scoring if he appears infront of the angry Rawang babe now.

Arghh~"Mommmmm~~~~" She gave me the stare, she took away my JD... " Mou yum gem duo...." T.T mom will be mom. Nagging is her hobby and scolding is her interest.

Sorting things out with the babe.... b.

This post is to make u hei kai pei.

2009-09-27T12:25:00.000-07:00

Life's getting better each day with her in my life. She's way too lovely and sweet. Im getting kencing manis real soon.

Working Saturday, always hated it, but for this week, it was ogay~~ at work. Went to Balakong for some market survey thingy and chung-ed all the way to Cyberjaya to fetch the babe~

We went for my colleagues Pool Side BBQ Party (sounds fancy lol) with her fav car , PittPitt, at his new crib, the pool's uber nice, the crowds great,food's edible and the babe's very steady. Steady in a sense of, eventhough she's bored (i can see it babe, am not blind!! lol) but she didn't complain like the normal girls do, you know, tarik the bf's baju and whisper to their ears "im bored... lets go..lets goo.." with the imba face or some put on a "beh kua" face and hope the bf noticed it and if they don't ...well usually they will but if they don't......... haipei.

Went for some refreshments and watched football before fetching the babe back, and she's a happy babe that night because ~~Chelsea lost~~ M.U won~!!

Went back to Cyberjaya and we decided to haps in her room. So what we did was, drop by 7-11, bought a bottle of coke, a can of Ginger Beer (i thought it's the same as Ginger Ale -_-ll)

The stuffs

Poured an imba amount of JD in her uber big cup and mixed with Ginger Beer (again,....I thought it was the same as Ginger Ale....) and it taste weird...no choice.. i downed the whole cup..and high-ed in no time.

Kisiao-ed....

The whole night we were cam-whoring, chatting, drinking, watched her favourite (it became my fav too lol) Korean Boy singing "Tuts My Barreh", laughing and yeah.... it was a great night.

Drunk jor

I look thinner hiding behind....

I don't know what's wrong with my eyes...

Awww~~ Onz picto.. can be some romantic love story mia poster.. and the title should be some blockbuster-like name... like "Brokeback Mountain" or "Shakespear in Make Love"

I'm way too tall and if i stand straight the cam wont capture my head, no choice i had to bend a lil... BUAHAHAHA

The smile and laughter that never fails to cheer me up when I'm sad =')

After a few imbaly big cup..no.. big MUG of JDs', we pengsan-ed on the bed, and continue chatting about many many stuffs... fuahh... this is what we call "Quality Time With Your Loved Ones". Popek-ed non stop remix feat. David Guetta and Akon starring Jack Black Directed by Steven Spielberg..... love it.

The best part is... I now know how much she loves me. Nyehehehe. And she kept asking.. "jo meh arr~~? jomeh ngo wui zhong yi nei~~??" Ngam ar CYC!! Ngo L ji MIEEE lolx! JKNHF baby~ *YLGYLK*

I think we lasted till 6plus in the morning.... woke up at 4PM the next day.

The worst part is leaving her, always. Will have this crappy feeling.. thinking of how many days we can't meet and stuffs like that... when the babe dropped me at my car....i think... I think.. (hope i never biao chuo ching again) she pulled me back a lil.??? made me sat back in and gave her a lil peck before we finally, able to be parted. LOL.

She always, always and never fails to make me feel this way. Everytime I leave, she will give me this stare.. actually it's THE stare that says "awww...don't go..." and say bye~~ in a half emo tone. Why babe!! WHY!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Well... it's good to have someone to miss and that someone that u miss misses u too~~ right? Hrmm... chatting and camming with the babe on Skype while typing this out... she's studying for her Finals and I told her i try to write her mushy mushy stuffs to make her hei kai pei.. and babe.. I've hold back so other reader(s) won't puke... I'll leave the extra mushy messages on your Mobile aight? heahea~ And babe~ Good luck in your finals =*

Too bright

2009-09-21T03:33:00.000-07:00

Holidays' ending soon, and there's one thing for sure, i enjoy slacking. I really miss my "those days"... where I have no commitments, responsibilities, permanent job, car, and last but not least, no shits.

I can reach the shop where i worked 3PM when im supposed to be there at 1PM.. If I'm tired, I'll bincang with my supervisor, "let me sleep 2-3 hours... I'll give u 1K personal sales tonight..."... normally she agrees with the deal, she know i can't do it, but yet she still says Ogay~~ awwww i miss her... my half mommy~! T.T....

Im enjoying my life right now, over did it. Cash been low every second week of the month, I think i need to do something about it next month...next month's the trip, how to save... arghh!!I've cut down so much on beers/clubs, and im spending it on other stuffs. Brrr.... no wonder Mom's nagging.

I feel that my blog's getting boring-er and boring-er each day.... I've no crappy ideas no more... but sometimes i feel like a clown... theres this babe told me... "when im moody or sad, i'll check out your FB/blog..." i asked her why... she replied ... "coz you're so sohai..and i will laugh looking at it..especially your pictures.." so what the fuck is this...? I'm a sohai, i made u laugh. A sohai made you laugh. A sohai that made you laugh and you called him a sohai..! So what are you? Another sohai? Or a fucking sohai? Or a sohai laughing while looking at a sohai trying to make other sohais laugh?? Okok, i don't wanna be evil here, I'll take it as a compliment, Thank You =) *swt*

I've received some positive feedbacks from fellow friends, saying, *no, they didn't say Im a sohai* my blog's interesting, especially the post on my neighbour... my neighbour actually made me popular... and previously I will be damn stress when she kisiao, but now, im fucking sad she's not siao. I think some of the handful of readers of my blog wants to read updates of her... well, trust me... im trying my best to capture the most godlike moments of her, till then, just read some of my random craps, bear with me! LOL.

And yeah, the babes' coming back tonight~ Thought it will be a sad sad Holiday 4 days cannot see the face that i always dream of at night, think of in the evening, miss during the afternoon and would love to wake up to in the morning~!

And I'm proud, achieving 1 meal per day target! woohoo. I feel thinner, but i still weigh the same.

Life's getting better and better each day

2009-09-19T01:08:00.000-07:00

Bang bang skid skid~~ Rainy Saturday afternoon, been raining since yesterday before i slept and now im awake at 4:10pm, it's still raining.

The babe's uber sweet. For real. She's giving me all the love in the world and I've never expected her to be this way, she's not the one i knew, NOW she's better! wuahahha! Never felt this way before, hrmm brand new brand new feeling you're giving me babe. Two thumbs Up!

Fetched the babe from Rawang to CyberJaya yesterday and teman-ed her till the morning comes before she's off to Johor Bharu for her one of her sayangs (don't know sayang No.1 ,2, 3 or baobei or dear or dongus or mm zai hami sai nahhh -_-ll) Bird-day bash. Hui-joooorrr-hor. 4 days vaca, and she's fully booked, 2 days for Johor, 2 days for her dad. Left me all alone T.T, having fun with my friends and she has to work. So I'm planning to sleep my eyebags, panda eyes, zits, haggard face away and hope I will look better before meeting the babe since she's been complaining that im fat ETC!! Like i said babe, I WAS handsome few years back. LOL.

Finals' awaiting the babe and we will be not seeing each other for another 3 weeks. How nice. Should be a good thing, rather than seeing each other everyday and I've ~~experienced~~ heard cases from peeps that, will get bored etc. Hrm? Im just trying to be optimistic, it's hard when I misses her and I can only text her.

Guess she's having fun in JB now while I'm stoning in the dining room blogging bout craps. Ahh~~ pictures~! No new ones yet, gonna take a Mil of them during the trip~! Woohoo!!

The bird-day bash!

2009-09-13T09:02:00.000-07:00

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Wants to take this opportunity to thank everyone for coming to the party, and to the birthday babies, Liz, Kei Kor, Fatt Kor,Trixie and me =) hope you guys had a great time! Next year's would be better, confirm! nyeheheh!

Well, what more can i say, pictures says a thousand words...!!

EK5-ed v7 and the afro!

He's high!

Mr 6 packs and Mr. 6 feet. Thanks JJ for becoming MR.DJ for the night!

The legendary Miss A, keikor's darling and Sandy!!

He's a happy guy that night!

The long lost black friend, Macha~

Bro with the afro~

Darling ChiWan and her new Darling~

The legendary lovely couple~~!

Kit and the GG-ed v7

Liz! and the guy with the most pictures that night, Si-Gay-Ass ! heheaea! thanks bro for entertaining everyone LOL

Enough mei -_-ll

3 drunk mother fuckers!

Cutest couple alive~

KBU brothers...!

And of course the babes!

Fatt Kor and PJ gangster Brother Sphear..thanks for the dinner PJ gangster!

The twins and a twin~! Thanks bros for coming!

Babes batch 2!

2 on 2 DaiWaSik, thanks for entertaining my baby when im entertaining other people T.T

ahhh~~ the brother pics! Why me n v7 is not in it!?!?

The old school Brother Wow and Brother Bear~ missed out Brother Meow (Geero Kit), this is the best picture yet, of me! lolx! Luckily you made it for the party, like i said! We've been planning this before you go to UK! and you forgot about it! Bastard! how could you! but truly appreciate it that you made it bro, word!

3 cute guys!

The babes are bored and when they are, they camwhore! =)

The guys aren't bored, they just like to destroy pictures! hehahea

Lovely & cute couples

Brother hugs!

I don't know what the fuck to say about this...

See i told you Chan is in nearly every picture.

Again~

Mack and bapuk, i don't know who is who....bapuk or mack, or mac, or mech? arghh!!

Brothers!

Wawa! thanks for coming and the Tequila mate. Will pop it with you! haha

Darling 61~ Birthgay kisses for the birthgayboy!!

Babi and bro!

Ivan and Sunsun... BU LAN!?!?!?wuahahah!!!

The suite is like a freaking casino, BlackJacks, Mahjong, DaiwaiSik, Daidee..beers, liqours, smokes, *ahems*, and songs!

He's at it again!!

TBA! HAHAHHA!

Hellu~~~

Here goes~ a stretch of Chan's pics! haehea wtf pose is this!?

Encore~

She tried hard to open her eyes as wide as she can.. but...
NYEHEHEHHE!

Spiral stairs and bro~!

The guy that can make a girl faint with his disco stick HAMTAI!

He's sober.. finally!

Mr.Kung, retro-nized

Me explaining the game~!

Babes at it again! Woohoo!

Playing, drinking!

that's about it, not much pictures..everyone's busy drinking, gambling, smoking, some are talking .... overall it was a blast.. for me am not sure for others... i had a great time... my birthgays' been a bitch for the past 2 or 3 years.. spent it in mamaks and with a fucked up feeling... thank god my 23rd was great! and i had the best present ever~ Thank you everyone for everything !! =)

Miku Chin and her bestie SunSun~! Wanted to crop my face in it but failed! To you Miku Chin~! Thanks for you knw ge lah~ ming ge lah~! ngo tong nei mm sai gon nah~~ mm sai gon!! ming ge lah ming ge lah! nyehehe! =*

sleepless nights...

2009-09-12T16:06:00.000-07:00

Hrmmmmmmm....... bored bored bored... it's 7:09AM and i still feel uber energetic... the babe already pengsan-ed beside me... doing nothing but browsing her folders.. looking at her pics...nyehehehehe... and she got pissed for that! siu hei dou sei..... T.T

Been spending quality times with the babe and the whole day never seemed to be enough, I felt that time is breaching the speed limit when Im with her... I can watch her all day...the way she look at me and smile, got this lil something within it, hrmmmmmmmmm~~ shhhh-wwwwwwet! The ever lonely, moody, emo birthgayboy finally, hell yeah finally found someone that's worth missing & loving for....

Heart to heart talk with the babe is really something...I actually enjoy looking at her when she talks lolx... im not bian tai... how to say.. like.. when ur babe/hunk is talking... and you just look at her and you smile like a retard..at that moment u hear & see nothing but her/him... and when they stopped talking...you get scolded for not listening... nyeheheh.... and babe... ~~fuck~~ the 3 months curse or whatever you call it...ogay? Trust me.... or us? Impossible is nothing... word.

Arghhh.. next week will be a sad sad week coz baby's going Johor..... go go go... go lei geh tao ar go? miss sei yan mieeeeee? nyeheheh heahehehaha

urk... she just got up and gave me "The Stare", which explains everything.... "go to sleep you asshole, coz im trying to....." hrmm hrmmmmm....better sleep before any smacking actions occur.

090909 - 100909

2009-09-10T12:24:00.000-07:00

i don't think words can describe how i feel right now.... I'm so fucking happy!! Finally, she said yes~!!@! Seriously I can't really imagine where i am now!! She loves me! wuahahhahahahahah!! This is the best bday gift ever...!ever!!!

Roar!! I'm out of words... ! For real, and babe, if you're reading this~ I would like to tell you that... ALABIU!!!!

And Happy birthday to myself =) nyehehhe !! would like to thank everyone for attending the partayyy~~ labiu babe!

! nyehehehe!! Hey everyone ~ Presenting~~~ *gonna get smacked for this!!*

Babiy mia old pic! Onz! wuahahhaha!!! <3

I'll be the reason for your pain.

2009-08-26T10:09:00.000-07:00

Happy birthday mami. Sorry the post had to be this title for ur big day... ~~ It's been ages since we watched movie together. UP was fantabulous.... just like you mom. Happy birthday Again~!

Was chatting with colleagues, and they asked me... have you ever said the 3 words to your parents, i looked at them... have you?? Maybe the last time was when we were 9? It's really hard to spit it out when you're looking at them, not only to your parents. To anyone.

When you've planned when where and how to tell them, you will also think how will they react, what happens after that, what will they say, do, and then? And all those imba imba stuffs will come out and till then you'll plan to just shut up and move on. But mom, you know i heart you, and you should know too. I guess.

Those crappy feelings, once again, haunting me. Every single minute, seriously im very confused. Yesterday was unpredictable, hearing what people say really stirs me up, im already shaken. FTS, UP rawks.

What's the fuss?

2009-08-26T09:54:00.001-07:00

Go dig your own grave peeps. Leave me alone.

Miku Chin's Big Day!

2009-08-23T05:07:00.001-07:00

Epi Birdday hun~! lol! Crazy crazy night~!! Booze cigs sounds babes and the crowd. Nice nice. It's been quite some time since I was so friggin GG-ed. Red Wine, liqour, beers, black dog, a lil bit of champagne, can't blame me right? It's crazy really, we were provoking everyone to drink with us. Love it.

Slept over in Duta Vista, it was totally unplanned, never thought we will be so wasted. Hahaha. All because of the PJ & Rawang thingy going on nonstop. Next time, I'll save my tank for the "fighting" session, had 2-3 beers and a black dog before playing the usual game, Devil's Deck, another 3 for the game, and then the PJ & Rawang war began. Lolx.

My bro slept in the toilet for the night, no one can...you know... carry him... nono.. it's my problem, my arms are weak! For the first time, i was wiping his face and he even puked on my hands, mother fucker!! Kesian the b-day babe need to clean up the mess early in the morning~~~ awwwwww~~!! comecome thai massage~~~ !!

And the babes were so happy, recording us..mostly JJ, using my phone~~ how nice!!

Love it!!

Can u see how happy are they? laughing laughing! lol!!

Anyway, to the babe, happy birthday once again~! thanks for everything especially the booze! lol! And sorry for the mess!!! TOILET CLEANER! HEHE BEH GIEN!! Hope you like em' pressies~

Encore!

2009-08-21T12:48:00.000-07:00

.........................

Sudah genap satu minggu ini berterusan, memang sedih mengenangkannya kembali.. sudahpun genap satu minggu.. aku berdiet, memang pukimak perasaannya. Perut sudah kecil kembali macam asal..takde lagi pakai seluar pun nak tarik nafas... gembira.. tapi.. muka lagi sama ngan hum jim beng... adakala tengok cermin...sendiri pun terkejut... tengok kembali gambar gambar tahun tahun lepas... betapa kurusnya aku berbanding ngan skrang.. betul betul jahanam... bangsat.. kimak sial babi...

Apa lagi.... apa yang baru? Selalunya camtu saje.. nasibku kurang, tapi... hidup tidak boleh bergantung pada nasib je, kenalah cakap skill kadang kala..apelaaa yang aku buat salah..?? Terus terang.. aku betul betul tidak faham....

Kebelakangan ini.. banyak giler perkara perkara pelik berlaku di sekeliling aku... tiba tiba ini.. tiba tiba itu... susah giler nak bersesuaian ngan sekeliling aku...itu sial mesej aku... aku tanya la apahal.... tanya dier adekah nak berbincang... lagi nak tolak tolak ingat aku bodoh... cakap dier saje nak mesej aku sebab rindu.. babi. Rindu kimak babi sial cicak kobeng ko la... lain kali terus terang ok beb? Tapi baik jugak dier tu tak tanya.. takut nangis dier kena tembak aku. Aku skrang dah tak bagi muka dah,.. pompuan ke pondan ke Najib ke Sammyvellu ke.. lantak... kasi je tembakan mulut cheebye aku.

Heboh jugak base melayu aku.. syiok siut taip dalam base.. sebab... akhirnya aku boleh guner otak aku... sial tul.. dah lama tak guner nih... babi...keje tak abis abis... gaji tak pernah naik.. tengok payslip.. lanjiao nak naik pun susah... nak kencing pun susah.. lanjiao hilang.. apamacam kencing.... cari pun lama... bulu pun macam rambut Afro Bob Marley....mata lagi kecik bab tak cukup tidor.. sial.. besok Sabtu lagik keje.. keje keje keje... pundek...

Beli toto... langgar motor... beli kuda langgar keta...beli magnum.. menang mia duit tak cukup beli papadum... ya allah..... komplen je tau... tidor la... besok lagi keje...

Stories here and there from him or them, adds up it sounds like yours...

2009-08-20T10:03:00.000-07:00

There's too many love stories happening around me, not me, but the peeps around me. Everyday, my colleague will tap my shoulder, randomly, "brother... siu yin..." .

What's his story, a girl with a boy, and he likes the girl, the girl told him bokoneng, but still keep finding him, asking him out and stuff. I said just FTS and go for it, he said no. And then i told him, Please eat when food is served. Im starting to love my summary.

He's all stressed out when he got someone who maybe, likes him. What does people wants actually? When we're unwanted, we thought we're not good enough, we're physically below par, we have attitude problems. But when people have many options, they feel stress, choosing. How lehh... choose who lehhh~~ whoo arr~ Kaninaboo, think of the singles PLEASE. We don't even have anyone to ask us how's our day, and you still wanna complain ur fingers are tired replying messanges from different girls / boys. You must be kidding. You don't know how lucky you are to be loved and theres someone out there, missing you.

Some people, never treasure their relationships.
Fuck man, am bored with my partner... lets go Thailand and do some BangBros ASIA.
hrmmm... but this is unavoidable... though... for some people..

Im not trying to emo here!!

Making the one you love happy is more satisfying than sex. The expressions are priceless. Money can't buy them, maybe, buy her an LV, maybe.

But...how many LVs can you buy mate? It's better to crack a joke, cost efficient. No, I'm not cheap, I'm poor. I think it's always a good thing to be a joker.. but the one you're joking with..needs some sense of humour too..

i remembered, that day, was shopping, and I bought this shampoo, entitled for a lucky draw.. there was this girl.. i was jokingly telling her something i forgot what the hell i said .. i said and i was u know.. laughing and kept going.. she looked at me.. stoned face.. and she said nothing, no expressions no nothing.. then she passed me a form.. and said.. "please fill this up.." How boring. I think she will only laugh watching Senario The Movie, watching that Saiful Apek or Saiful CIbet i dont know wtf is he called.

Waiting for the weekend. As usual.

You've Got Mail

2009-08-19T10:29:00.000-07:00

Does the title actually needs to link with what I'm typing here? No right.. then i'll leave it

I'm half asleep while spamming my fingers on the keys... it's raining again... emo songs is filling up my stuffy yet comfy room...

Had a long heart to heart talk with my babe.... she gave me loads of advice...to put those words of wisdom into action is really up to me.. i'm really not so sure about myself....

Since it's been a long time i didn't update bout my neighbour... and im not sure whether u guys have seen this video.. it was all over facebook earlier this year..

If any of you don't know the story, here's the summary :

New year eve, was waiting for members to reach, was at the guard house smoking with friends, her husband was driving, he floored the pedal and banged my bro, (hai dou siu siu). berserk. Police case. Bla bla bla~ she's fucking crazy. And she said my dad is a hamsap lou.. hear properly what she said " sing yat mou zeuk sam hang chut hang yap" lemagahaiyar.. hahahahahaha!! she's cute, i feel like pinching her tits and squeeze some milk powder out and donate it to the orphanage. And she wants to fight with my brother.. "fei lou" shes refering to my bro i think. I don't think she want my brothers 10 kilo arms full blast blows landing on her expired pussy...
i think when she undress, you will see a tattoo on her neck. Baik Sebelum 19.08.1957.

ewww.

This is part II, the next morning... hhahahaha!!!

enjoy.

Pou-fashion-al

2009-08-17T04:08:00.000-07:00

Ahhhhh~~ Monday again~!!! Again, was nearly late for work~! love the feeling when you reach your office's building.. you run your ass from the parking to the lift.. and you keep spamming the "Up" button.. looking at the digital display, looking at your fingers spamming the button, looks back up at the digital display, can't wait for the "Tiiiing~~" sound. Finally the door is open, you run in (as if it makes any difference, just one or two steps -_-ll) . Again.. I spammed the "Close" button, I heard high heels "kik koking" ... "kik kok kik kok kik kok.. waitttt~~ waitt!!" My finger was faster than the fucking electric dildo... I can only see her palm before the door closed.. satisfaction.. in my heart... i recited "yess....." In the lift, u start giving the stress face, in your heart.. you ask the lift "lemagahaiyar.. can faster anot... fasterrrrrrrr" , but I still had time to check my hair and tie from the reflections on the plastic notice board hung in the lift.

I nearly dropped my 0rang-butans (orang.. say it in the mat salleh slang.. butans too.. means balls...) and dribbled it back to my office when i was rushing from the lift to my office. 7:59AM. As usual. Im always on time.
I barely can open my eyes, nah im not sleepy... it's just that I didn't have enough time to wash my face clean. Get it? hrmmmmmmmmm? A chic was sitting at the reception, and then i recalled... owhh~! The assistant is here, at last. Less work for meee~! woohoo!

Her place is right infront of me and i had this fantabulous view of her. She got imba 'spotlights"..
Keeps my eyes wide open and awake.. my eye's never ~~seen~~ been this big!!

Dwoing dwoing~~ wuahhh~~ around this size.

why the hell is my words all underlined... how to un-underline it...FTS... i'll continue..

To show a good example to her... i had to wear a tie... actually its a must in my company but ..you know... rules are there to be broken... but today... mou bin...

7 bergaya X, fili falok punya tie & my 2hours of sleep face.

My worst ever Weekend

2009-08-16T04:58:00.000-07:00

Worst weekend ever! dont ask me why!! Im not telling no!!

Check out the pic man... Centrepoint Dragon- I, theres Ratatollie (how the fuck to spell?) Liamatulli hami lanjiao rat name inside there.. eating .. in the kitchen... wtf... so you know where to NOT go to eat yeah....

Yes.... that's a rat....

Liver~~fool~~pool fans... Lost... Lmghy... Elnino my ass.. Elninaboo la..

PISSED OFF

I found my memory card for my old phone... there are tonnes of craps in it and i decided to upload it... at least my blog have stuffs to see instead of just reading craps! wuahaha... forgive me for the bad quality... the A-years the megapixels sucks.

Now you know why i wanna stay fat? I look like this if im thinner... how now? Fat? Of course!

We painted our nails black before a treasure hunt organized by The Star... lovely!

When i was 19 i think.. love my hair... looks healthier than the shampoo girls in the shampoo ads..! Love the mask.

Shishahh @ home~! Holy smoke!! Nice nice nice~!

Our personal shishah set.. check out our noob faces.. LOLX

When i was thinner.. i can't believe that my face is not KONEK-ted with my neck.. now it is... like those beams in parking lots where they mark down the parking bays.. "E-72" soemthing like that lol...

You have bigger balls when you're younger.. we just hopped in and take pics with it.. lolx..

Happy boys

Wahahha. I was showing my tits to Teng Neng Ku, provoking him outside my hse when Chun Kit the mother fucker took this pic. Haha. I look like Crash Bandicoot. -_-ll

My 18th/19th/20th bday @ Redbox.. i forgot... cake smashed... this is what we call Shit face-d.

Wow... bulu-less. You can't imagine what time can do to you.. lolx..

Yuet Lou... He cheated me.. he promised me happy ending... wasted my donations.. darn...

That white sheet of paper is for me to copy to my wishlist and throw it up the tree... i cancelled one of the wish.. i think it was "more sons" or smthing like that..

My 1st car crash with Daiwai... sweeeet...

Aiming high~~ it tersangkut damn low... i use the gala and jolok it back down and threw it again... serious.. lolx.. no wonder ... huahuahua

See.. now u know why i don't wanna borrow my IC to my friends.. they use it as entertainment in class... wtf...

Crazy frog fever back then... Dunhill helmet + goggles.... woooo~~

Clean face-d

Do i look like a retard~ yes i do~~

Ramadhan mood babes... I risked my life to take this picture.. was at Tesco.. we took the song-cock and ran to a place where there is no one and posed. Cheese. Fantabulous!

Song cock

Our experiment.. coke+ mentos... not so good results...

Holy smokes... back then... guat sa... it's like giving birth.... swear...

Check out my c-walk lolx

Ipoh days.. godlike editing with just K750...

wuahahah dancing at home... had fun...never fail to entertains....her i guess.. back then~!

this is my personal fav... late nites at mamak.. and we were playing Texas Hold'em.. our favorite past time... check out the dance wei... heahehae

Wonders done with my chin.. Ignore the conversations.. check out Mr.Potato's expressions LOLX.

This is really imba.. a bitch was trying shoes in the shop where i work last time.. she was dancing.. holy smoke... omfg...

Hahahaha.. the Aiya gang... we had so much fun back then... adult life sucks..

It was near Chinese New year and we plucked all the Limau from the limau tree in Centrepoint and threw all around Centrepoint... and we offered to all the workers in Fast Food Restaurant Drive Thrus... Cina Boleh!

Malaysian Russel Peters... they enjoyed my sui's lolx~ i love to chui!!some crap love story about brother kream and teng lolx

Took me around 1 hour to upload all these craps man... better enjoy it hahaha~! i think there's more... im still browsing my card... maybe next post... if there's more...~~!

One imba night in Imbi...

2009-08-13T04:37:00.000-07:00

Jln Imbi, heard but never been there, until yesterday.... yesssssss im from KL.... it's just that i don't go out much..!!!!!

You know what's best working over-time eventhough you don't get paid for it? You gain experience and informations... FYI, im in the FMCG line,a purchaser,in short, i buy veges,fruits,seafoods,dried seafoods,daily beans,ice creams, chill and frozen goods, poultry, meats ,i plan promotions, i get the best prices, the most competitive prices, i survey many different hypermarkets and try to make my company competitive in the market, i have literally more than 30 execs under me, very, very interesting. It's shorter ..right?

Since i started this job, I'm like an aunty from Taman Tun Dai Ba Sak. Everyday, dealing with suppliers on the phone, asking them the price for various veges and stuffs.
" howw arrr today the fish fresh anot arr~~ how much arr~ wahhh so expensive~~ peng dit laa~` peng ditt~~gam guai dim mai oo~~" It don't sound funny here, it's hard to explain, describe, maybe i should attached a sound clip... coz it's actually done in hokkien. Imagine. Im not good at it , but im learning!

"ANZHUAAA~~(howwww) yi eh(that) He(fish... i think lol!) KUI LUIIIII~~ (how much) kaninaboo~~ aa kuiiiiii~~(rape your mother , damn expensive). Loving it. It's funny, first day of work, which was 8-9 month back, im surprised all of my colleagues speaks hokkien, i seriously tried hard not to laugh and i swear to Guan Yin i hid in the toilet cubicle and laughed the crap out, and when someone get's in, I'll pretend im on the phone, smart huh? not really!. Hokkien reminds me of the jokes me and my friends cui-ed during yamcha sessions. Entertaining! Sorry i know you catch no ball.

Ogay, let's start. We're setting up a D.C (distribution centre), and we're at supplier's tempat to take 140++ pictures of vegetables. End.

No joke peeps, 140++ different vegetables aren't easy, to remember. I have to learn them in 3 different languages. English, cantonese, malay. Holy mother of god.

Check this out, Bayam merah/hong yin choi/ forget arr!
These guys are actually packing them in bundles, estimate, 250gm per bundle, they are so good at it they don't need to weigh it, they know how heavy it is by just grabbing it, maybe its' the size, am not sure.

that's my manager in pink, thanks for the beers man.

There's no Fresh veges mates, unless you pluck them yourself. You see, the farmers pluck (is it pluck? plucking is for flowers? arggh fuck that shit) in the morning, send it to the distributors at night, and all those veges are touched by many banglas/nepals/myanmar peeps/ u name it. They send it to pasars, hypermarkets, supermarkets etc in the morning. By the time the vege is already in bad shape. How to make them look good? I don't wanna go into details, it might be thicker than LOTR 1 + 2 + 3.

I tell you, this chic right here, respect maximus. I can feel the hotness of the cili padi ( no, seriously not her) from quite a distance and it burns my mata and turned it into mata kerbau. And yet, she puts a fan there to blow, her eyes can barely open. That's at least 30kg of cili padis. few tonnes waiting for her.Huahuahua!

These buggers are friggin hardworking. All the way~ from AM to PM.

My boss~

Luckily theres this Nepal guy helped us to bring up all the stuffs for us to take pics of it. Was bored and i had a lil chat with him. He's earning RM760 per month, he works 16 hours a day, and 2 days off in a month. And i asked him, what can he buy with RM760 back in Nepal? 30kg of rice he said. I said Fuck. What roti pratta hum jim beng pua sek rice so fucking expensive? I think he heard wrongly. Because we had communications problems earlier too. We asked him the names of the veges, he TRIED (hell yeah he tried hard) to tell us in english, and i said to my boss "kui gong mie lan?" (what cock is he saying?")

Me: what's this called?
Nepal hunk : jisss arr jisss called mhhshhhtaad, ai ai ai dono wash it call in Malay, boot in engrish
we call mhhshhtaad.
Me: kui gong mie lan?
Boss: ngo lan ji mie...
Nepal hunk: mhhshhtaad.mhhshhhtaad. ( pronounced as musshhhh tart)
Me: mushhh wat?
Nepal Hunk: mhhshhtaad boss... mhhshhtaad.

Fuck man, it's like he stuffed one whole hum jim beng in his mouth.

Luckily his boss was around, and he said its Mustard. We wasted 15 minutes, figuring out what the hell is he trying to tell us.

finally, we've done 80% of everything and left @ 11 plus, and on the way out, our H.O.D's car, GG-ed. Nice. Fast fwd.

Went for some beers in my favourite pub, sweet way to wrap my fucked up day.

Monday should be a good day~~ new colleague, a chic, will be assisting me in assisting my manager. Means, lesser work, more time to smoke + read mails! wooohooo!

All about nothing

2009-08-08T00:19:00.000-07:00

Phew~~ weekendss.. ahhh~~ But fuck working Saturdays!!Did nothing but stoned and replying mails in the office arghh!! Went for the best Char Siew in town. Gosh, you can't imagine how friggin nice it was . Meng Kee Char Siew, something like that, in Glenmarie, search for it, definitely worth the distance, the time, the money. Warning, it's quite pricey. Imagine a casual lunch with a your colleagues costs you around RM80? 4 person? Char siew rice? Hello!??!

On the way back, was stuck in a jam, and was looking around, 6 here 6 there.. and i saw this really funny billboard. Maybe it's my guailan brains but am not sure. I decided to take a picture of it since my blog is picture-less. Let's make it more interesting. I LOL-ed when i saw the words + the picture they put to further elaborate, everything.

Ok, i was quite far, i zoomed few hundred % to get this picture right. It say's "Terima Kasih kerana mempercayai... ZHULIAN" and check out the picture, a group of malay ladies, cheering. So happy.... they're being called funny names and they still cheer cause we trust them, imagine those cheering sounds from "Gladiator" or "300".. awww schweeet..... I wonder who the fuck approved this billboard. They must be blind, or small eyes, or they should cut their hair *oops inside joke, sorray~~*

Was cruisin happily with Angelina, and I saw this young mommy around Kota D'sara area... trying to cross the road... check out the pic...

"Ok, son, do it, mommy will be right behind you". Son says "omfg...."
Come on, you lil brat! LOLX.

"Mommy no momyy!!" "come on son.. it's just a Avanza, won't hurt much, but your dad can't take it. I'm sure you can son.." I swear to Mother Nature I saw that kid teared.

That smart young mommy actually occupied quarter of the lane, and her kid might get run over by those cars. She's dumb. Period!

Watched Cheebye Joe yesterday night, was a big big dissapointment .... the show sucks ... really! Sorry & thanks meechoo for teman-ing me watched that movie~~ huahuahua!! To repay your kindness.....

sooo cuteeeeeee~~~ hrmmmm!?!? hrmmmmmmmmmm!?!?!?

Alright mates... I've got to say byebye, when she sees this.. I'll be dead meat, for sure. I swear. I know her. I've experienced her temper/craziness.

Please put this picture as my display pic on my tombstone. Am loving it.

Mr. Tourism 2009.

Party tonight? Hope soooooooo~~!!

What now Mr. Kenn?

2009-08-05T11:46:00.000-07:00

I don't know what the hell im doing. Just So totally not myself~ acknowledged understood HEARD * dumb blonde accent with the hand action* Man...... this is the first time... ever since...

Was futsal-ing and as usual, my imba knees bleeds , for fucking once, can I not crash my damn fat pig knees on the damn turf.. no... i love the slides man~~ ya mannnnnnnnnn~!

Didn't know i will backtrack to 3 years ago... everytime when im freaking injured, i will get sounded by her... normally i smiled back... and she will not stop nagging me...why this why that why always get injured why this why that. Lolx... damn.. i think i miss her..at that moment. not now. And will not anymore. Its just the out-of-a-sudden feeling u got me? and definitely not emo-ing.

Sleep u lil bastard. Alright~~~ nites.

Im a half workaholic.

2009-08-03T08:08:00.000-07:00

Help me babies.... im working around 12 hours a day, sleeping less than 4 hours a day, and im looking so friggin haggard im single now. LOL.

Suddenly i felt so lonely, everyone's out.. it's 11:35PM, usually i will be out DOTA-ing or smoking my balls out and chui sui non stop with my members.. but tonight.. im listening to Blues/ Jazz, while typing my balls away on the damn Excel sheet.

Since, i've joined the FMCG line, i've become a white mice. I've been trying so many different brands of so many things i can't even remember any of them. Currently trying this instant coffee from Singapore i think, they're smart enough to name it "KLASSNO", it's new.. and it's gone. Urghh... tastes sucks.... i even put 2 packs of it.. DOUBLE KOPI LOLX. ahhh better than nothing... this feel reminds me of assignment days... i find that i really really miss college days...tonight's a cold night.... cold cold night......

finally i've finish my damn work. Sometimes really need to de-stress abit... sorry mom for the late nights and alcohol...

Already planning/surfing/browsing for my third ink... keeping an eye for Eyes. on my back to watch my back. Im sure my dad's gonna hate me more for that. I've been giving him very bad impressions....... those curry chickens and stuffs HAHA. song.

Ahhhhhhh~~~ another sleepless night. Im running out of ideas to keep everything right seriously. I jammed my "brakes". On everything. Food especially. Not really eating much nowadays, but, it's not a bad thing. peeps have been calling me lotsa names and im not liking it. Just wait babies. Im feeling the result!

Ups & downs of life... in general...

2009-08-02T05:48:00.000-07:00

When you enter the working world, besides hot sexy OL's, fucked up bosses, funny colleagues, you must expect politics as well.

And that got me into a fucked up meeting with the directors. I don't want to go into details, it's not even my problem. Sat there and got shot for hours with my manager. How nice. That got me into a fucked up mood for the whole friggin week.

Luckily the week ended great, thanks to non working Saturday and crazy night outings. Reminds me of college days where you don't have to sleep. And some~~thing~~one gave me some new meaning to life. I don't have to live it like i did, it's beautiful actually. It really is.

Sunday~~ again, Monday is coming! Im sure there are more great stuffs waiting for me, if theres none, I'll create one.

I think He saw me, finally. Thank god.

A Normal post

2009-07-26T04:06:00.000-07:00

It's Sunday, again.

I admit i have been drinking alot this month, for some reason I'm not so sure. Sometimes i really can't decide what should i do. Do you guys feel this, you will never get what you always wanted, and the other way round. Yan sui bei fa zui. This sentence is taught by my mom, and it's damn right. I think. Angelina, everyone's driving her around, and not filling her up back for me. Hope they understand, that im living in a tight budget, please bei siusiu pok min ngo and feed her sometimes. Everything also Angelina, this angelina, that angelina. haih........

Stress... again, i'll smoke it away right-a-way.

Im a piece of shit so smelly u can smell me before i shit myself out

2009-07-22T10:27:00.000-07:00

Im tired. very. my arabica beans is so bitter it matches my life. To add the sadness, i've ran out of cigs. The song "Mr.Brightside" is playing on my damn lappie. Thanks. Im Mr Brightside.

Stress is flooding my life and i gulped it all down with a single bottle of beer. always. explains my belly? But it's ogay~ A babe just said I grow fat and thin very fast. Macam boleh adjust wor. Lolx.

I don't know what i should do sometimes.. get serious or perma SAMPAT ( -_-ll ) ? Too sampat, peeps complain, too serious, people say i emo. So? anzhua?

Besides stress, i feel that many, not many, around 2-3-4 orgs, i think, sudah misunderstand me. But, FTS, im ignoring and playing along.

Was going in and out Klang for the whole week and i went the wrong way home today and it took me an hour plus to reach muh crib... i sang throughout the whole journey. *clears throat*. Sad that i missed futsal. Uhhhhhh... another long day at Klang tomorrow.. the only thing i look forward is the Bak Kut teh... really imba-ly nice.

Sometimes i wonder have i really let go off everything completely clean bling bling shinning shinning? what the fuck does this suppose to mean? Been hearing songs from the A-years and it really reminds me loads of stuffs, normally i skips it, but now.. i hear it over n over again and think of everything again and If this that then now i like this . Ming ge lah ming ge lah~~

Many has walked in and out, some still lingers around, some i want them to stay but i talk no action and some just stay and i FTS. I desperately need a get-a-way to the bitch with muh beaches. I need a ala japanese tan and im already planning my new ink. Nice.

Everyday i wake up with a shitty-shit crappy feeling and leaves the office with nothing to look forward to. I think it's time to find someone to end my misery. D cups only. Please. Thanks.

=/

I got a peelin'~~

2009-07-18T05:50:00.000-07:00

Thursday night - a good good night.

Friday morning - 3 hours of sleep, straight off to work.. still smell like a freaking empty beer jug.. rushed to work... luckily am not late AGAIN... as usual.. i fell asleep when i was looking at those quotations.. was replying a mail and i TER-slept and my finger was on the keys.. and it goes like this...

Dear all,

Attached is the price change lisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

when i woke up i was like "WTF!" lolx

off to klang during lunch. and that bitch was yacking non stop, felt like slapping her. cheebye. u're not in my department, please dont bitch around in front of me. i know what to do.

Friday night - good good night. a night with beers & friends never fail to make me, us hebi. second half was better!

=)

Addicted

2009-07-13T10:08:00.000-07:00

Finally, i've something i really like, Ping Pong! roar! Really into it~! Played it after work today till 9:30pm, imagine how friggin addictive it is! I don't know how to describe it, try it, and you'll know. Will be freaking frustrated at first, the ball will be flying everywhere and you won't be able to control the ball's direction, picking up the ball is all you do at first, but when u mastered it, you'll love the game.... you'll see the ball screwing everywhere~ HOHO!

Eventhough im still noob at it, but i get to tapau my kawans and brag about it! heahea!

Desperately need a friggin teh ais now... exhausted and tired, was asleep around 10 plus but woke up at 12... i really dont know what time im going to bed...

3 am.. still stoning watching vids from youtube... wtf... i just cangkuk makan makan manggis..kampung style loving it.. the best thing is... ALONE! arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

69 Point + Ping Pong ~!

2009-07-12T11:05:00.000-07:00

Fuuuhhhhh!! its been a long time since i touch the ping pong bat~ the last time was the week after Penang trip.. got addicted to it since I got contact with it in Penang~ Brilliant game. Eventhough im noob at it but im enjoying it!

I learnt how to hold the bat the right way today and im hitting the balls right right now! Thanks to Gwan, im improving, a lil. SORRAY IF IM A BURDEN, but at least we got a winning streak! hoho!

Ping pong is as addictive as mahjong and time really flies when you're so into it and you never ever will feel like stopping until you need to attend something really urgent, like dinner!

I think we stopped playing after 3 hours of laughing and shouting in the ping pong room! And we chung-ed all the way up to 69 point (look out point). Dinner and stuff was not bad, the best thing was the air there, fresh, fresh and refreshing. The hill-view of KL city is quite breath-taking actually, sorray i never seen other countries', im a jakoon. I don't give a damn as long as im hebi. The best part is, we did nothing but we enjoyed every moment of it up there, chuisui-ing about nearly everything, chilling, drinking, smoking = godlike. It's a good way to wrap up my Sunday rather than just plain yamcha/takei/beer-ing. Usually i'll just stay at home & dota my night away, but things change, peoples do too. Im blogging, can you imagine?

I really don't know why i started blogging again, i left this site alone for quite some time and now im putting it back ito my life. Sitting in the backroom, all by myself, sipping my sweet Sampoerna, blogging, listening to some music, makes me happy.

2:34am, I've this weird feeling about this time. Everytime i check the clock, it's always 2:34am, in office, it's always 12:34PM. Maybe theres a meaning to it, hrmm hrmm hrmm. I really need some beers right now, arghh nvm, im sticking to my fucking Bailey's for now. Nice. Really nice. Feels like im chilling in Lunar Bar now. HOHO.

It's sad when you talk to your own blog. I better stop doing this for now.

Sorry, did i stepped on your fucking bitch tail?

2009-07-11T13:55:00.000-07:00

Did i? sien.. already try my best to not create any conversations etc with you, you still point your gun at me? seriously, did i licked ur pussy? Why me? find someone else please, because the day i burst out is the day u fucking die, i swear i will make you cry with my words, please don't think i shut up means i easy to bully ok? Maybe im too sensitive, or its you don't know how to think, either one. you bitch, please mind your own business, i dont need you to crap my shit out alright? you don't have to add whatever people say and point it as if its for me. do you read me? settle your own things before you step into other peoples'.

I have enough cheebye people walking into my life, and i rather YOU to fuck off instead of the others, reason, none.

Enough of these craps.

Let's talk about something happier....

Had a great night with great peeps in Phuture last night, bad starting, ended great.
wow.... that's it?

Why the bad stuffs has more than 5 lines and the good stuffs.. one line? does this reflects how "happy" i am? hrmmm.

Sunday morning, 6 AM, restaurant city-ing, how interesting. Hate sundays. reminds me of monday. and fuck, im starting to get bored of my job, like before where at one point, im bored of her and felt very happy sending her off back hometown. hrmm.

I've been hearing weird sounds around me right now which made my goosebumps pop out, but im still not planning to sleep. maybe its my grandma trying to shoo me to bed..... strong wind blowing outside and i can hear my neighbour's wind chime ringing non stop and that adds to the scary metre. loving it. my balls just shrunk for a minute just now and i smoked it away. its bigger now. am i crapping too much? sorry for wasting your time reading this blog/post, i didn't ask you to read it.

Im not expecting readers and im not trying to brag about my new bags and stuff in here, i just feel like writing some of my imba stuffs down.

Im getting fatter for some reason and i don't know whats the reason. i feel that everything i say in every paragraph doesn't connect.

Im trying to make this post longer so i can waste you idiots' time. sorray~~

Nothing interesting happened lately and im starting to get bored with my life, i think i need something funny to do everyday instead of looking at the monitor day and night. I need lotsa things. a haircut, a nice one please. a new job, with hot colleauges please. an auto petrol refill car, if theres one hoho.some new statement TEES, gonna get it tomorrow, i hope, if im able to wake up on time. and yeah.... my dear accoustics, with an amp PLEASE.

alright, my eyes starts to dry and i think its time to sleep.

before i forget, if YOU're reading this, i've seen your recent pictures. and you look exactly like a ghost. please do something about it. I know it's not my problem, im just worried~~~ hauhuahauhauhauhauhuahua~~ seriously * still laughing* i really want to know where the hell on earth did you get that inspiration to put on make up THAT way honey~ you tried too hard to look good till you look like an expired food baby~ =) alright alright~ i just asked someone to mind their own business and im doing it to other people~ gosh *dumb blonde accent* im bad~~ oh my god~~ *exagerrated dumb blonde accent* and please stop refering to dictionaries when you're blogging with those fan-SAYy words to put so your blog looks good and the blogger sounds smart. WOOPSAYY~~ sorry if im too guai lan. it's in my blood.

P/S: i've shipped everything back to you, without the ship.

My neighbour's new tactic.

2009-07-05T05:58:00.000-07:00

Dear tuhan, what have u created and why did you letak that bitch beside me? Shes totally nuts. She's got a new tactic to irritate us. FULL BLAST VOLUME GUAN YIN KING. zzzzz. seriously, its fucking loud until u can hear it from 3 lorongs away, i swear. Don't believe please come and visit.

Just moments ago she kisiao-ed again. Because theres a car parked in MY, i repeat MY, AKU PUNYA, WO DE, NGO GEH, WA EH, NGAI KE, house. She slammed the door until my windows shakes, the bass of the songs shes playing creates an artificial earthquake in my house, her voice resembles the roar of the lion. Old Bitch. What the fuck is wrong with her!? shes crazy! someone help!?

does anyone know her son? or her relative, or anyone. Help me, help us.
We had to tahan all these nonsense for another year before we shift to our home sweet home. arghh. mother fucker! if i had a chance, i will put itching powder on her tits and put on boxing gloves for her, i will cut away her favorite cartoon section on her newspapers, i will fax her an empty paper, and if i had a gun, i'll blow her nipples.

Im sure most of my friends know and experienced how mother fucking crazy is my mother fucking bitch neighbour, sorry bout all the vulgar words, normally i dont swear. LOL.

She's nuts. Shes scaring my mom, and provoking me & my siblings. We gonna kill her one fine day. Im gonna barbeque her husband's scrotum.

One fine day.............

Lil bit, lil bit, a lil bit in love wid you

2009-07-05T02:35:00.000-07:00

Damn right~! Im not enjoying certain things as much as i do before. Now i have this fucked up attitude where I, most of the time, don't gives a fuck no more. My balls are growing. Period. Not towards girls, other things. I still blush when i talk to girls that im not close with. Am i cute? ok enough of this crap.

Friday, always a good day for everyone, in your mind, you'll be thinking where will you be tonight this that. Was driving my dear Angelina back from work, my favorite song was playing i remembered, i was head banging in my car i remember enjoying the ride with Angelina, i was about to reach home... i reached this junction, I was on the straight road, and this mother fucking blind fuck asshole four eye-ed bastard driving a fucking BMW 5 series white colour number plate WSA 1313, chung-ed out from no where. I jammed the brakes and tyre screeching, partly drifting, im stoned, and bang! i threw my shades and the lenses was flying everwhere (yea it broke). i parked aside.

Im on berserk mode. I got down from my car... i shouted "LEMAGAHAIYAR LEI MANG GAR? NIAMAHAI LEI SIK MM SIK JA CHE? LEMAGAHAIYAR? SEI MANG HAI? LEI TAI MM DOU NGO GE CHE AR? LEMAGAHAIYAR!!"

translation : your mother's pussy, you blind ar? you know how to drive? your mother's pussy? you can't see my car coming? your mother's pussy!"

I scolded non stop remix like im reciting the Guan Yin's "king". My dear angelina, "face lift-ed"
I shouted at the bastard.... "YOU MOTHER FUCKER". and he replied "dont say like that...."
i gave him an auto reply "ABO? WHAT THE FUCK YOU WAN ME TO SAY? LEMAGAHAIYAR" I can see his face was in Gan CHeong Spider mode.

He then offered me to fix my car at his friends workshop nearby, and i did not stop scolding until i left the scene, even at the workshop, i dont know why, i was shouting to his friends, which is the foreman, " macauhai lei ge friend is a sohai! macauhai dont know drive want drive so big car??!?!?" I think back now... i felt like a friggin lala zai... really on berserk mode, everyone was looking at me and i did not really give a fucking damn. At that time, i was so fucking angry even my shirt was smoking.

Monday... my Dear Angelina will be hospitalized to do a surgery on her face.... i will not be able to see her for 3 days....im gonna miss going to work with her... yamcha sessions... haih..........ANGELINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

ok lets not talk about her anymore... im so sad enough.

to add the sadness.. im doing nothing on Sunday. Blogging, like a dumb blonde wannabe *wooopppsssssssssss* do u feel it mother fucker!!!!!!!!

Monday's coming in a few hours time, loads of work... waiting to be done.... Im so fed up with Excel files filled with millions of figures... quotations.. im tired of picking up calls..... im tired of reading emails, not to mention replying them.........

I think i need someone to ask me "how are you" sometimes. it feels great, no matter how hard, strong you are, you need it. admit it.

Im so gay i sweats glitter~

2009-07-02T10:13:00.000-07:00

obviously im too bored.. never had real fun since i started working. life has gone to another chapter named "Hell". basicly, you're working for nothing. you work and 80% of your pay goes to something lovely called COmmitments~

no more clubbing once a week, no more pubbing few days a week.. and sadly no more hebi days. God's treating me so unfair i once thought im his anak luar nikah. ok im not trying to complain but listen peeps. i never get wat i want since i was a kid. now im all grown up and im still neglected by Him. is he putting me into a test? or everyone's in it and im just being a wussy?
I've worked like a dog, hurt-ed like a mofo and im still going strong.. now. what's next?

everything's so neutral now, nothing actually makes me feel excited, happy, nor sad. Im only tired. always. especially in the office. my seat is like the baby cradle. my computer is like the toy hanging on top of the baby cradle to make the damn baby sleep soundly. Waking up is hard to do, sleeping is impossible too. at night. I slept in my office's toilet so many times i can't even remember whether the ratio of me going to the toilet to pee and shit more or to sleep..more.

I really miss the days where i stumble and fall and vomits on the way home after a imba night out with the pubbing kakis. everynight receiving calls, an informal invitation to the respected pub. pulling out money like adding curry to ur nasi kandar, "suma taruk..lebih lebih lebih" dats wat i always tell the macha during lunch. and den after makan... u start to complain.. "lemagahaiyar.. so expensive". same situation.

Seriously im in a very dangerous situation where i laugh at myself. i do silly idiotic things and laugh at myself. i even laugh at my own jokes. my brain is so filled up smtimes i crap so much my siblings think im irritating. to avoid all these from happening... the birth of "Smeagung.. Smeagol.. Agol... smoking agung...crazyguitar man... and karate kid" occurred. i made it as my msn DP to entertain peoples and of course myself. self satisfaction.

Besides all those craps.. been playing the guitar again... singing to myself and sometimes i fell asleep while hugging it... to me.. i think it's a good thing that I am able to make myself laugh.. im not crazy.. im just a lil unwell.

Being single for a year plus is not a bad thing. I notice that i've more time for other things, friends & family, and i get to know more girls without getting a jentik on my cute ears. The only thing im not satisfied is my friggin big tummy. some of my pants is so tight i thought im wearing cosplay latex rubber leather (you name it) pants. that really drives me crazy and made me jog the park after work and i washes my own car so i can sweat and , im able to save some money and spend it on other better stuffs. hrmm. cigs , beers, t-shirts. sweet.

this blog is left untouched for so many months due to lazy-ness and tired-ness. and i dont think anyone gives a damn since theres only 2-3 readers and 1 of them is me myself! *emos*

i've been reading many peoples blog and i learnt smthing. blogs need pictures. blogs entries are ended this way, kindly refer below.

oops~ it's time for my beauty sleep peowps~~ =) off to bed before my shopping spree at KLCC tomorrow~~ weeeeeeeeeeeee~~ tatasssssss~

orait, my living room is filled with glitter coz im sweating.

Popo, ngai sie pun ni

2009-01-18T09:18:00.000-08:00

Popo, 1936 - 2009... 73 years of age, married to a hunk (grandpa) who is 10 years older than her, she was 18. Popo gave birth to 6 children, 3 sons 3 daughters (good one gonggong =') lol) Grandpa left us long time ago which i don't know when was it, only my eldest sister had seen him, i heard he was a good man, an artist inside, a loving father, grandfather and husband. He died of cancer.

Popo,then, decided to stay at seremban, alone, while all her children are scattered around the world.

Single handedly, tapau flat all the mahjong "high hands" in Temiang, all the way to Mantin. I still remember the times, when I was young, very excited everytime we go back to Seremban, and we will fetch popo from the "mahjong guun" or the old school hair saloon probably named "Loo-bi (Ruby) saloon" lolx. i forgot.

I will climb the Batu Caves like stairs to the "mahjong guun" and usually, Popo will be sitting beside her mahjong kaki, watching her/him play. I think she has substitutes to replace her because she knows every alternate saturday, around 3-4 PM, we will pick her up. And normally, she will introduce us (big sis, big bro or me) to her kakis (every single time we go up, she will say the same thing to her kakis " ngai eh suon" ("My grandchild" in hakka). Maybe shes proud that she have us, maybe she forgot that her kakis already seen us or heard the same sentence, "Ngai eh suon" a thousand times, who knows. From what i know, mahjong players have good memory, so I'll go for "shes proud to have us =)"

Everytime, without miss, Popo will buy us "charn pau" ( bun-like char siew pau). The "culture" stopped when me and big sis discovered a cockroach in it...well not in IT, its in her and my mouth, she got the head part, how lucky. Imagine the juice. Weeee~~ They lost another regular customer since then. Too bad.

Many years has passed, Popo is getting older and older, and us (her grandchildren) getting bigger and bigger, busy having fun with our own life, neglecting our loved ones, replacing them with friends, clubs, yamcha sessions and previously ,(me alone T.T) girlfriend.

Her grandchildren didn't visit her as frequent as when they were young, giving Popo and their parents crap reasons. Busy? Yea right. Admit it you TURDS/TOADS/FUCKERS.LOL.

Regrets, I had a few *sings*~~~~ It's too late now younger generation Lums. Popo is now gone, leaving us all behind, without leaving a message.

Here's the "drama".

14/01/2009 (Wednesday) Around 11 A.M

I was working, still happily curi curi facebook-ing, when i received a call from Mom. I stoned, and picked up.

Me : Hello mom?
Mom: *crying gao gao* popo sei jor a........... ("Popo passed away" in cantonese)
Me : HAA!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *stoned few seconds* * silent*
Mom: Fai di fan lei, call mai lei geh kor toong mai cheng gei yaat ga...*non-stop crying* ( "faster come back and call your brother along and apply few days leave")
Me : Mmm. *stoned, perma*

I called my brother and told him the news, chung-ed to his office and fetched him and chung-ed back home.

For the first time i had the balls to park in front of my house ( for those who don't know, my crazy neighbour don't allow use to park in front of OUR house, YAY~!!! fuck her, okay skip that)

Mom, little sis was crying, aunty was stoned, preparing baby cousin for Tadika. Baby cousin was still happily looking at us, and asked mom, "gugu ni zomok ku?? *giggles* ("aunty, why you cry?" in mandarin), she walk towards mom. Mom gave her a pat on her head and said " Popo se liao a.. *crying*" (popo passed away in mandarin).

Minutes later, dad reached home, and then big sis. Pack, and chung-ed. When i was driving, my mind was empty, my feet was out of control, 140 KM/H, perma, all the way, the steering was shaking like shake shake fries.

When we reached the house in Seremban, the gate was wide open, many cars were parked outside the house.
We entered, everyone was crying in the living room, we went straight into Popo's room.

Popo, lying on her bed, breathless, she was covered with a towel. We stood dere, crying out loud... prayers from a mini "MP3 player" playing in the background..(the ones they use in temples and stuff, arghh i don't know how to explain that).

Mom, holding the side of the door, as though she was peeping, she didn't dare to go in the room, crying, she shouted "MOTHERRRRRRRRRR" ( pronounced as Ma-Duh with the chinese slang)

When my mom shouted, my heart aches so badly i nearly kneeled down. We cried, cried cried and cried. None of us dare to go near Popo, we stood there, looking at her body, covered with a towel.

Mom hits big sis's head and said " JONG MM FAI DI GIU POPO?!?! *crying*" (Faster greet Popo!!!) Because big sis always never come back and visit Popo.

Mom was crying non-stop, and she said to big bro, "Ah b..o...y..., ngo dou giu lei farn lei ge lah....seung guo lai pai....." ( Ah Boy, I already asked you to come back last week....)

And then came dad.

He rushed into the room, wearing his Ray-Ban shades, kneeled down beside Popo, removed the towel, and teared, with his head on the bed i heard him calling "Motherrrrrrr....." Dad rubs Popo's forehead and covered her back with the towel. It was the very first time i saw Dad crying... the first time I see dad having another emotion on his face besides anger and stone face.

We stood in Popo's room, and cried, it lasted for 15 minutes i think. It was the worst 15 minutes in my life.

We went outside, and I stoned, in my mind (maybe all of us), flashing back all the times where I refused to go back Seremban, the times where me and my bro visit her with our friend and bring her out for dinner, the times when Popo still have the strength to scold us, lecture us and laughing with us, hearing our silly jokes.

I cried till at a point, I felt so stoned and shocked, my eyes so dry, I cant concentrate, i can't hear a single sound except mom's crying sound. I hugged her, i held my tears to show that Im okay.

Big and small sis cried like hell, i didn't look at my bro, i walked mom out of the room, and i sat down on the chair that Popo always sit. I still remember the last time, we chatted with her, she sat on the exact same chair, looking weak and very thin, grey hair, staring at us,barely talks,because she have difficulty breathing, if she talks, usually, she take deep breaths after every sentence, brushing her own chest to ease her breathing. I still remember that time, we were telling her our Chinese New Year menu, proposing to her, few years back, we did the same, she disagrees with every single idea we gave, but at that time, she doesn't even have the strength to say anything, she just looked at us and smiled, her priceless D-smile. ( =D ).

All those flashbacks hit directly onmy brainless head. And Yi-poh came ( Popo's younger sister),
weeping,sobbing,crying and stuffs, and mom cried AGAIN. She took out all of Popo's clothes, and cut out all the buttons on her shirt and pockets, for some reason which i forgot. We helped. Every single shirt, reminds me of happy occasions we've celebrated together, her birthdays, Chinese New Years, wedding dinners, casual dinners, gam bo lo's (golden pineapple) birthday and stuff.

Dad and 2 uncles were busy settling other things, police report and stuff, while me, bro, 2 sis, and mom, looking for pictures, for her funeral. Im gonna skip this part, nothing special happens after that.

After around 2 hours, those guys came, to pick up Popo and send her to the place where she will be placed for 3 days ( i dont know what that place is called), Popo was carried to a stretcher. Before carrying her out, we kneeled, with our heads down, weeping, can't look, the next thing i kow, Popo is already in the van.

We followed the van to that place, which is just around the house.

Fast forward
Fast forward
Fast forward

Popo need to get changed before placing her in the coffin, Big sis, small sis , mom and another menantu went to wear the "sau yi" for popo.

Mom, cried till her legs lost balance, she kneeled down and said while crying "kei sat ngo hoi keng a............" (actually Im very scared.....in cantonese). I saw big sis and another menantu wearing the baju for Popo, small sis was crying while looking, and mom..... crying..i tried to walk her out, she refused and kept looking at popo. BEst thing is, the another menantu never even teared, emotionless bitch.

Fast forward

Popo then, was carried into the coffin, by dad, 2 uncles and helped by 2 other guy.

Everything was then setted up, decorated and stuff. I barely can remember what happened after that, nothing special i think, we were just too busy settling minor minor stuffs, arrangement for stuffs and other crap stuffs....i remember burning "kai chin" for popo beside her coffin... and later on i slept in my car...and my eyes were as big as oysters... eye bag hanging like my neighbour's tits....... slowly...slowly...slowly.... my eyes closed.......hoping Popo will appear in my dreams.................

To Be Continued...

Saturday Night Live Dead

2008-07-06T13:27:00.000-07:00

Saturday... those days, i will be out for something..but now, im lifeless.. fucking lifeless.. for some reason, i just don't feel like going out. Force me, i won't, i just won't. But i went out on saturday.. to pass fatt things that YOU wanted.. so when we reached Idaman, Aaron received an emergency call... "what emergency?" aaron asked... "just come..." wei han replied...

we went all the way to BU 10, wei han's girl sobbing.... wei han pointed at the floor.. what we saw was this (me, joey and aaron)

Dead dog.....

Kuric's dog is officially dead. Reason? watch the video...

no he did not died because of poison... he killed himself... sekat-ed in the lobang of the cage and broke his neck..poor thing...

Mayat should be covered with newspaper.. but i only found a magazine..bo bian ler.. just use...

we didn't know what to do at first, joey was giving bright ideas like.. wrap it and throw it in central park lake.. buy a litre of petrol and burn it... and at last.. we decided to bury it... with the dog's clothes (brand is adiDog....)

so we went to my house to get a shovel.. and the shovel.. is rosak.. so we took 30 minutes to dig the damn grave for the dog...

Grave diggers..........

Dog in grave....

Thats all folks....

This is another video before we decided to burry it.. we nono correction..joey was actually playing with the dead meat... sweet!! the dog became harden-ator! 7 onz!

One of the local species of monkey.. (photo taken at 1 Utama Reptile Exhibition)

2008-01-21T12:28:00.000-08:00

AnpanMan spotted drinking at a random pub with friends

2008-01-21T12:26:00.000-08:00

New dog breed, Chanhuahua (notice the dog chain)

2008-01-05T04:13:00.001-08:00

1..2..3.... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

2008-01-01T10:30:00.001-08:00

A Good start....

2008-01-01T10:15:00.000-08:00

yes... a good start... im fucking sick at 1/1/2008..... i berak countless times.. vomitted twice.. godlike... i was lying down the whole day on my bed like a dead fish... fuck... ate nothing but medicine...wanted to do my assignments but... IM SICK.. no mood... and something bad happened just now... things sure changed alot.... people too... i didn't smoke the whole day.. and i tried smoking just now... guess what... i vomit again... godlike feeling... my whole body aches... im stoning and staring at pics of you... grr.... my tummy hurts... feels like 300 spartans are inside marching.....help......

where are you.......i can't find you "there" anymore....

boon tat, khai siang, me and Yam Chak Wah (Sly Thief Wah) the mutated, rotated, distorted and retarded bastard face

2007-12-30T10:19:00.000-08:00

Malaysia boleh?

2007-11-18T12:33:00.001-08:00

Was working today..and DiGi had this roadshow thingy in 1Utama.... so day and night i can hear to the "I will Follow You *Remix Version*" song.....wtf.....lolz~ and Yellow man were running around the mall acting stupid...then... Daniel Lee was invited to sing there...so he sang some songs... i went out to see because i was too bored... im not interested in him anyway... im not those underage girls..and i wont be one....those underage girls were screaming their lungs off.... "DANIEL~~ WO AI NI~~ I LOVE YOU DANIEL~~" i was like swt.....can't blame them...my small sister WAS one of his biggest fan.....i think she regrets now..no offence...

yes i know the pic is damn blur..but it's him waiting for fans to come up and let him conteng on his album... but sadly... only a few underage gals went up and let him conteng...i think he felt damn bad....

i also noticed something when he was singing.... at the front row... there were a bunch of aunties...holding cardboards.. with his name on it...english and chinese name... and they were waving the board left and right when he was singing... i suspect is his relatives....not bad..4 points for family support....i still remember when he was still "fresh" in the singing line...so many fans....when he arrives... the crowd will go wild...sorry daniel...not now... ermm.. "sien zai bu xiang jien ni!!!" hahaha!! I love malaysian singers!!!

Fart Fest!

2007-11-13T12:54:00.000-08:00

I was trying to continue my "gwai chai" streak trying to stay at home and be a nerd dota-ing till 6 A.M in the morning... was in the middle of the game when i received the deadly call from Mr.Kung...he was with the macha..slacking, nothing better to do ..chung-ed from sg buloh to BU...so i have to sacrifice my dear Razor(with BKB,Deso and heart) i've become a leaver... i guess my teammates in the game is still cursing me until now...we were about to win...but nevermind skip that... we went to Ming Tien for some beers and 20 sticks of satay... we were chatting chatting and smoking and drinking... then we felt a few drops of rain..then we shifted to a cart-like table plus chair thingy i don't know what to call that thing...just go Ming Tien and you will undestand what im trying to say...ok skip that also...while chatting happily laughing and stuff...Mr.Kung started to fart...and he was sitting opposite me n macha..but we felt the vibration from his 21 years old asshole...wow...i thought that was fantabulous at first...but macha came out another dose of deadly gas plus godlike vibration a few minutes later...i felt left out...they were exchanging farts....the whole cart thingy was vibrating...i was like....swt!! besides hearing crap conversations....funny sounds from the black hole were heard too...gosh...what a fart fest!!! Ogay no more craps! and check out the new drink by the Singaporeans.."Whatever" and "Anything"...lolz..."Whatever" is non-carbonated drink while "Anything" is carbonated drink..what makes it so special..you don't know what you are going to drink until u drink it..random flavours~ hrmm~ we'll see how good it will be~! im not sure are they available here..but i found it in Aaron's house~ take a good look at it~

SWT!

LOLZ!

Feeding...The Macha Style...

2007-11-13T12:42:00.000-08:00

At last i can upload these low quality images from my phone to the computer...well~~ this was i think a week ago when macha rueben decided to go makan some indian food~ so all of us chung-ed to the popular Sri Paandi (i don't know the spelling korek anot) gosh...it's been a long time since i munch on the banana leaf rice...so this is it..one "mountain" of rice, i think 4 different type of veges,2 type of chips (to be specific papadam and some kind of potato chips) and one chicken drumstick...gosh...made me wanna puke after finishing it...

The meal

Everyone brought their girl along..so Dr.D was my partner ;(

Last but not least...The Macha

Lolz! the meal cost each of us around RM10 +-... quite costly but... once in a while ogay ler~~ ;(

How we do our work

2007-11-01T00:13:00.000-07:00

Holidays are over, it's time for us to be serious in studies again after a long long long 3 months break.... my brains are already rusty and i cant think...

Currently in the 3rd year now... loads and loads of assignments..hrmmz...and of course our major project..THESIS!! arghh~wanted to blog about this long ago..but didnt have the chance...

we were supposed to do our dissertation proposal and show it to the ang moh from ARU...so as usual.. we did it ..LAST minute...standardla.. we were all in dai wai's house..no one is at home except us , me, dai wai..and aaron...then came boon tat.......

11:30PM.. few more hours to go before we have to hand up our proposal... the house is filled with smoke, screams and laughter... we were having a good time playing DOTA and sipping beer...and smoking of course... none of us have started doing anything...

The smoke and the booze

The butts

The game

i started to do my dissertation proposal at 3 AM if im not mistaken and finished everything at around 3:40AM... then i continued DOTA-ing..until morning around 7AM...then i sent my work to my email to print it in college... lets cut everything short..i cant think of anything already...i sent the wrong file and i was so fucking down and dog tired.. then i wrote down whatever i remember when the ang moh was checking my other course mate's work...phew.... anyway that was the worst day of my life, i mean the 2nd worst day of my life..the WORST was 6th of September! hrmmm

Here are some random low quality pictures i captured using my old 7610...

Dr.D downloading AI maps

Dr.D posing before waking Dai Wai up....

Alright!! alright!! im awake!!!!!!

Thats it~~