Happy 2010

To Us.

2010 will be filled with joy, love, laughter and all the good things if I'm spending every single day with you.

She's been a great companion
She's been a wonderful partner
She's a loving girlfriend
She's a great joker
She's guai lan
She's someone that makes me feel good
She's the one I miss when she's not around
She's always there to hear my problems
She's loves me
She's always in my mind
She's a food lover
She's my girlfriend =)

BTW baby, please bring me go eat Samurai Chao Kway Teow Ala Melayu Tahun 80-an basah tanpa rasa Rawang hebat k? Mwa! ^^

Happy new year to all.

BITCHY NEIGHBOUR'S AT IT AGAIN!!

MakaHAIYARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! She's one son of a mother fucking chow cheebye kaneh pooniaboo pundek kimak babi toyol sial salina papaya BITCH lor!


Went home one random Sunday to fetch my brother out for movie i guess, err..or is it for dinner..no..er.... ARGHHH FTS that's not important!! parked side to side with my car INFRONT MY MY HOUSE! PLEASE TAKE NOTE! I FUCKING REPEATO RAMA!! MAHAI INFRONT OF MY HOUSE AND I DOUBLE CON-LAN-FIRM I DID NOT PASS THE FUCKING HELL BORDER!!


Went in duduk and cakaps wid mama~ then, can hear her fucking Vulva i mean VOLVO, vroom vrrooom so 7 loud i really wanted to chung outside and shout "Vrrooom leiloumou ge hai MIEEEEE" ..................................



Fine, we thought she was going out, we thought! She's fucking unpredictable like Magnum 4-D. Macauhai...guess what she did, Just reversed out...so i can't reverse out. Kindly refer to picture below.

Cheebye!! it's impossible for me to get out without banging every side of the babe's car!! And guess what..She...no IT the bitch, sat infront of her house..folded her arms.. and looked at how are we gonna get out... MAKAHAIYARRRR... I managed to snap a picture of IT.. enjoy!

Mahai..damn pissed... had to reverse my car so the babe's car is able to get out without any scratch... lei lou mou ge bin tai hai yar~~ (translation: your mother's insane pussy ar)

We left my house..and mom told us that the sohai parked her car back inside... masohai ar.... what the fuck is she trying to prove? what the fuck is in her mind?!?! Please...someone... i'll pay you a million to study her brains like how those sohai studied Beckham's legs. Pleaseeee!!

There's other short stories of her which i have no time to share with my loyal fan of my neighbour. Mom was mincing some pork for dinner in the kitchen.. and guess what the bitch did. Yes. She took something.. banged like how Tom Lee banged Pamela "BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM" AND... the most godlike part is.. she shouted... "MIE!! NEI CHAM CHU YUK NGO MOU TAK CHAM AR? (translation: what? you chop babi i cannot chop ar?!?!?) "BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM " banging sounds goes on for another 10 minutes...............MIE LANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

Thank GuanYinMa we'll be leaving in another few more months time...the last day, we're gonna held a barbeque party, like how MCA invite their voters. Please. ALL ARE WELCOME. FOODS, BOOZE FREE FLOW. Best thing is! FREE SHOW. FTS!!!