I'll be the reason for your pain.

Happy birthday mami. Sorry the post had to be this title for ur big day... ~~ It's been ages since we watched movie together. UP was fantabulous.... just like you mom. Happy birthday Again~!

Was chatting with colleagues, and they asked me... have you ever said the 3 words to your parents, i looked at them... have you?? Maybe the last time was when we were 9? It's really hard to spit it out when you're looking at them, not only to your parents. To anyone.

When you've planned when where and how to tell them, you will also think how will they react, what happens after that, what will they say, do, and then? And all those imba imba stuffs will come out and till then you'll plan to just shut up and move on. But mom, you know i heart you, and you should know too. I guess.

Those crappy feelings, once again, haunting me. Every single minute, seriously im very confused. Yesterday was unpredictable, hearing what people say really stirs me up, im already shaken. FTS, UP rawks.

What's the fuss?

Go dig your own grave peeps. Leave me alone.

Miku Chin's Big Day!

Epi Birdday hun~! lol! Crazy crazy night~!! Booze cigs sounds babes and the crowd. Nice nice. It's been quite some time since I was so friggin GG-ed. Red Wine, liqour, beers, black dog, a lil bit of champagne, can't blame me right? It's crazy really, we were provoking everyone to drink with us. Love it.

Slept over in Duta Vista, it was totally unplanned, never thought we will be so wasted. Hahaha. All because of the PJ & Rawang thingy going on nonstop. Next time, I'll save my tank for the "fighting" session, had 2-3 beers and a black dog before playing the usual game, Devil's Deck, another 3 for the game, and then the PJ & Rawang war began. Lolx.

My bro slept in the toilet for the night, no one can...you know... carry him... nono.. it's my problem, my arms are weak! For the first time, i was wiping his face and he even puked on my hands, mother fucker!! Kesian the b-day babe need to clean up the mess early in the morning~~~ awwwwww~~!! comecome thai massage~~~ !!

And the babes were so happy, recording us..mostly JJ, using my phone~~ how nice!!



Love it!!





Can u see how happy are they? laughing laughing! lol!!

Anyway, to the babe, happy birthday once again~! thanks for everything especially the booze! lol! And sorry for the mess!!! TOILET CLEANER! HEHE BEH GIEN!! Hope you like em' pressies~

Encore!

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Sudah genap satu minggu ini berterusan, memang sedih mengenangkannya kembali.. sudahpun genap satu minggu.. aku berdiet, memang pukimak perasaannya. Perut sudah kecil kembali macam asal..takde lagi pakai seluar pun nak tarik nafas... gembira.. tapi.. muka lagi sama ngan hum jim beng... adakala tengok cermin...sendiri pun terkejut... tengok kembali gambar gambar tahun tahun lepas... betapa kurusnya aku berbanding ngan skrang.. betul betul jahanam... bangsat.. kimak sial babi...

Apa lagi.... apa yang baru? Selalunya camtu saje.. nasibku kurang, tapi... hidup tidak boleh bergantung pada nasib je, kenalah cakap skill kadang kala..apelaaa yang aku buat salah..?? Terus terang.. aku betul betul tidak faham....

Kebelakangan ini.. banyak giler perkara perkara pelik berlaku di sekeliling aku... tiba tiba ini.. tiba tiba itu... susah giler nak bersesuaian ngan sekeliling aku...itu sial mesej aku... aku tanya la apahal.... tanya dier adekah nak berbincang... lagi nak tolak tolak ingat aku bodoh... cakap dier saje nak mesej aku sebab rindu.. babi. Rindu kimak babi sial cicak kobeng ko la... lain kali terus terang ok beb? Tapi baik jugak dier tu tak tanya.. takut nangis dier kena tembak aku. Aku skrang dah tak bagi muka dah,.. pompuan ke pondan ke Najib ke Sammyvellu ke.. lantak... kasi je tembakan mulut cheebye aku.

Heboh jugak base melayu aku.. syiok siut taip dalam base.. sebab... akhirnya aku boleh guner otak aku... sial tul.. dah lama tak guner nih... babi...keje tak abis abis... gaji tak pernah naik.. tengok payslip.. lanjiao nak naik pun susah... nak kencing pun susah.. lanjiao hilang.. apamacam kencing.... cari pun lama... bulu pun macam rambut Afro Bob Marley....mata lagi kecik bab tak cukup tidor.. sial.. besok Sabtu lagik keje.. keje keje keje... pundek...

Beli toto... langgar motor... beli kuda langgar keta...beli magnum.. menang mia duit tak cukup beli papadum... ya allah..... komplen je tau... tidor la... besok lagi keje...

Stories here and there from him or them, adds up it sounds like yours...

There's too many love stories happening around me, not me, but the peeps around me. Everyday, my colleague will tap my shoulder, randomly, "brother... siu yin..." .

What's his story, a girl with a boy, and he likes the girl, the girl told him bokoneng, but still keep finding him, asking him out and stuff. I said just FTS and go for it, he said no. And then i told him, Please eat when food is served. Im starting to love my summary.

He's all stressed out when he got someone who maybe, likes him. What does people wants actually? When we're unwanted, we thought we're not good enough, we're physically below par, we have attitude problems. But when people have many options, they feel stress, choosing. How lehh... choose who lehhh~~ whoo arr~ Kaninaboo, think of the singles PLEASE. We don't even have anyone to ask us how's our day, and you still wanna complain ur fingers are tired replying messanges from different girls / boys. You must be kidding. You don't know how lucky you are to be loved and theres someone out there, missing you.

Some people, never treasure their relationships.
Fuck man, am bored with my partner... lets go Thailand and do some BangBros ASIA.
hrmmm... but this is unavoidable... though... for some people..

Im not trying to emo here!!

Making the one you love happy is more satisfying than sex. The expressions are priceless. Money can't buy them, maybe, buy her an LV, maybe.

But...how many LVs can you buy mate? It's better to crack a joke, cost efficient. No, I'm not cheap, I'm poor. I think it's always a good thing to be a joker.. but the one you're joking with..needs some sense of humour too..

i remembered, that day, was shopping, and I bought this shampoo, entitled for a lucky draw.. there was this girl.. i was jokingly telling her something i forgot what the hell i said .. i said and i was u know.. laughing and kept going.. she looked at me.. stoned face.. and she said nothing, no expressions no nothing.. then she passed me a form.. and said.. "please fill this up.." How boring. I think she will only laugh watching Senario The Movie, watching that Saiful Apek or Saiful CIbet i dont know wtf is he called.

Waiting for the weekend. As usual.

You've Got Mail

Does the title actually needs to link with what I'm typing here? No right.. then i'll leave it

I'm half asleep while spamming my fingers on the keys... it's raining again... emo songs is filling up my stuffy yet comfy room...

Had a long heart to heart talk with my babe.... she gave me loads of advice...to put those words of wisdom into action is really up to me.. i'm really not so sure about myself....

Since it's been a long time i didn't update bout my neighbour... and im not sure whether u guys have seen this video.. it was all over facebook earlier this year..




If any of you don't know the story, here's the summary :

New year eve, was waiting for members to reach, was at the guard house smoking with friends, her husband was driving, he floored the pedal and banged my bro, (hai dou siu siu). berserk. Police case. Bla bla bla~ she's fucking crazy. And she said my dad is a hamsap lou.. hear properly what she said " sing yat mou zeuk sam hang chut hang yap" lemagahaiyar.. hahahahahaha!! she's cute, i feel like pinching her tits and squeeze some milk powder out and donate it to the orphanage. And she wants to fight with my brother.. "fei lou" shes refering to my bro i think. I don't think she want my brothers 10 kilo arms full blast blows landing on her expired pussy...
i think when she undress, you will see a tattoo on her neck. Baik Sebelum 19.08.1957.

ewww.







This is part II, the next morning... hhahahaha!!!

enjoy.

Pou-fashion-al

Ahhhhh~~ Monday again~!!! Again, was nearly late for work~! love the feeling when you reach your office's building.. you run your ass from the parking to the lift.. and you keep spamming the "Up" button.. looking at the digital display, looking at your fingers spamming the button, looks back up at the digital display, can't wait for the "Tiiiing~~" sound. Finally the door is open, you run in (as if it makes any difference, just one or two steps -_-ll) . Again.. I spammed the "Close" button, I heard high heels "kik koking" ... "kik kok kik kok kik kok.. waitttt~~ waitt!!" My finger was faster than the fucking electric dildo... I can only see her palm before the door closed.. satisfaction.. in my heart... i recited "yess....." In the lift, u start giving the stress face, in your heart.. you ask the lift "lemagahaiyar.. can faster anot... fasterrrrrrrr" , but I still had time to check my hair and tie from the reflections on the plastic notice board hung in the lift.

I nearly dropped my 0rang-butans (orang.. say it in the mat salleh slang.. butans too.. means balls...) and dribbled it back to my office when i was rushing from the lift to my office. 7:59AM. As usual. Im always on time.
I barely can open my eyes, nah im not sleepy... it's just that I didn't have enough time to wash my face clean. Get it? hrmmmmmmmmm? A chic was sitting at the reception, and then i recalled... owhh~! The assistant is here, at last. Less work for meee~! woohoo!

Her place is right infront of me and i had this fantabulous view of her. She got imba 'spotlights"..
Keeps my eyes wide open and awake.. my eye's never seen been this big!!

Dwoing dwoing~~ wuahhh~~ around this size.

why the hell is my words all underlined... how to un-underline it...FTS... i'll continue..

To show a good example to her... i had to wear a tie... actually its a must in my company but ..you know... rules are there to be broken... but today... mou bin...

7 bergaya X, fili falok punya tie & my 2hours of sleep face.

My worst ever Weekend

Worst weekend ever! dont ask me why!! Im not telling no!!


Check out the pic man... Centrepoint Dragon- I, theres Ratatollie (how the fuck to spell?) Liamatulli hami lanjiao rat name inside there.. eating .. in the kitchen... wtf... so you know where to NOT go to eat yeah....

Yes.... that's a rat....

Liverfoolpool fans... Lost... Lmghy... Elnino my ass.. Elninaboo la..

PISSED OFF



I found my memory card for my old phone... there are tonnes of craps in it and i decided to upload it... at least my blog have stuffs to see instead of just reading craps! wuahaha... forgive me for the bad quality... the A-years the megapixels sucks.

Now you know why i wanna stay fat? I look like this if im thinner... how now? Fat? Of course!

We painted our nails black before a treasure hunt organized by The Star... lovely!

When i was 19 i think.. love my hair... looks healthier than the shampoo girls in the shampoo ads..! Love the mask.

Shishahh @ home~! Holy smoke!! Nice nice nice~!

Our personal shishah set.. check out our noob faces.. LOLX

When i was thinner.. i can't believe that my face is not KONEK-ted with my neck.. now it is... like those beams in parking lots where they mark down the parking bays.. "E-72" soemthing like that lol...

You have bigger balls when you're younger.. we just hopped in and take pics with it.. lolx..

Happy boys

Wahahha. I was showing my tits to Teng Neng Ku, provoking him outside my hse when Chun Kit the mother fucker took this pic. Haha. I look like Crash Bandicoot. -_-ll

My 18th/19th/20th bday @ Redbox.. i forgot... cake smashed... this is what we call Shit face-d.

Wow... bulu-less. You can't imagine what time can do to you.. lolx..

Yuet Lou... He cheated me.. he promised me happy ending... wasted my donations.. darn...

That white sheet of paper is for me to copy to my wishlist and throw it up the tree... i cancelled one of the wish.. i think it was "more sons" or smthing like that..

My 1st car crash with Daiwai... sweeeet...

Aiming high~~ it tersangkut damn low... i use the gala and jolok it back down and threw it again... serious.. lolx.. no wonder ... huahuahua

See.. now u know why i don't wanna borrow my IC to my friends.. they use it as entertainment in class... wtf...

Crazy frog fever back then... Dunhill helmet + goggles.... woooo~~

Clean face-d

Do i look like a retard~ yes i do~~

Ramadhan mood babes... I risked my life to take this picture.. was at Tesco.. we took the song-cock and ran to a place where there is no one and posed. Cheese. Fantabulous!

Song cock

Our experiment.. coke+ mentos... not so good results...

Holy smokes... back then... guat sa... it's like giving birth.... swear...


Check out my c-walk lolx




Ipoh days.. godlike editing with just K750...




wuahahah dancing at home... had fun...never fail to entertains....her i guess.. back then~!







this is my personal fav... late nites at mamak.. and we were playing Texas Hold'em.. our favorite past time... check out the dance wei... heahehae







Wonders done with my chin.. Ignore the conversations.. check out Mr.Potato's expressions LOLX.




This is really imba.. a bitch was trying shoes in the shop where i work last time.. she was dancing.. holy smoke... omfg...






Hahahaha.. the Aiya gang... we had so much fun back then... adult life sucks..





It was near Chinese New year and we plucked all the Limau from the limau tree in Centrepoint and threw all around Centrepoint... and we offered to all the workers in Fast Food Restaurant Drive Thrus... Cina Boleh!





Malaysian Russel Peters... they enjoyed my sui's lolx~ i love to chui!!some crap love story about brother kream and teng lolx

Took me around 1 hour to upload all these craps man... better enjoy it hahaha~! i think there's more... im still browsing my card... maybe next post... if there's more...~~!

One imba night in Imbi...

Jln Imbi, heard but never been there, until yesterday.... yesssssss im from KL.... it's just that i don't go out much..!!!!!

You know what's best working over-time eventhough you don't get paid for it? You gain experience and informations... FYI, im in the FMCG line,a purchaser,in short, i buy veges,fruits,seafoods,dried seafoods,daily beans,ice creams, chill and frozen goods, poultry, meats ,i plan promotions, i get the best prices, the most competitive prices, i survey many different hypermarkets and try to make my company competitive in the market, i have literally more than 30 execs under me, very, very interesting. It's shorter ..right?

Since i started this job, I'm like an aunty from Taman Tun Dai Ba Sak. Everyday, dealing with suppliers on the phone, asking them the price for various veges and stuffs.
" howw arrr today the fish fresh anot arr~~ how much arr~ wahhh so expensive~~ peng dit laa~` peng ditt~~gam guai dim mai oo~~" It don't sound funny here, it's hard to explain, describe, maybe i should attached a sound clip... coz it's actually done in hokkien. Imagine. Im not good at it , but im learning!

"ANZHUAAA~~(howwww) yi eh(that) He(fish... i think lol!) KUI LUIIIII~~ (how much) kaninaboo~~ aa kuiiiiii~~(rape your mother , damn expensive). Loving it. It's funny, first day of work, which was 8-9 month back, im surprised all of my colleagues speaks hokkien, i seriously tried hard not to laugh and i swear to Guan Yin i hid in the toilet cubicle and laughed the crap out, and when someone get's in, I'll pretend im on the phone, smart huh? not really!. Hokkien reminds me of the jokes me and my friends cui-ed during yamcha sessions. Entertaining! Sorry i know you catch no ball.

Ogay, let's start. We're setting up a D.C (distribution centre), and we're at supplier's tempat to take 140++ pictures of vegetables. End.

No joke peeps, 140++ different vegetables aren't easy, to remember. I have to learn them in 3 different languages. English, cantonese, malay. Holy mother of god.

Check this out, Bayam merah/hong yin choi/ forget arr!
These guys are actually packing them in bundles, estimate, 250gm per bundle, they are so good at it they don't need to weigh it, they know how heavy it is by just grabbing it, maybe its' the size, am not sure.

that's my manager in pink, thanks for the beers man.

There's no Fresh veges mates, unless you pluck them yourself. You see, the farmers pluck (is it pluck? plucking is for flowers? arggh fuck that shit) in the morning, send it to the distributors at night, and all those veges are touched by many banglas/nepals/myanmar peeps/ u name it. They send it to pasars, hypermarkets, supermarkets etc in the morning. By the time the vege is already in bad shape. How to make them look good? I don't wanna go into details, it might be thicker than LOTR 1 + 2 + 3.

I tell you, this chic right here, respect maximus. I can feel the hotness of the cili padi ( no, seriously not her) from quite a distance and it burns my mata and turned it into mata kerbau. And yet, she puts a fan there to blow, her eyes can barely open. That's at least 30kg of cili padis. few tonnes waiting for her.Huahuahua!

These buggers are friggin hardworking. All the way~ from AM to PM.

My boss~

Luckily theres this Nepal guy helped us to bring up all the stuffs for us to take pics of it. Was bored and i had a lil chat with him. He's earning RM760 per month, he works 16 hours a day, and 2 days off in a month. And i asked him, what can he buy with RM760 back in Nepal? 30kg of rice he said. I said Fuck. What roti pratta hum jim beng pua sek rice so fucking expensive? I think he heard wrongly. Because we had communications problems earlier too. We asked him the names of the veges, he TRIED (hell yeah he tried hard) to tell us in english, and i said to my boss "kui gong mie lan?" (what cock is he saying?")

Me: what's this called?
Nepal hunk : jisss arr jisss called mhhshhhtaad, ai ai ai dono wash it call in Malay, boot in engrish
we call mhhshhtaad.
Me: kui gong mie lan?
Boss: ngo lan ji mie...
Nepal hunk: mhhshhtaad.mhhshhhtaad. ( pronounced as musshhhh tart)
Me: mushhh wat?
Nepal Hunk: mhhshhtaad boss... mhhshhtaad.

Fuck man, it's like he stuffed one whole hum jim beng in his mouth.

Luckily his boss was around, and he said its Mustard. We wasted 15 minutes, figuring out what the hell is he trying to tell us.

finally, we've done 80% of everything and left @ 11 plus, and on the way out, our H.O.D's car, GG-ed. Nice. Fast fwd.

Went for some beers in my favourite pub, sweet way to wrap my fucked up day.

Monday should be a good day~~ new colleague, a chic, will be assisting me in assisting my manager. Means, lesser work, more time to smoke + read mails! wooohooo!

All about nothing

Phew~~ weekendss.. ahhh~~ But fuck working Saturdays!!Did nothing but stoned and replying mails in the office arghh!! Went for the best Char Siew in town. Gosh, you can't imagine how friggin nice it was . Meng Kee Char Siew, something like that, in Glenmarie, search for it, definitely worth the distance, the time, the money. Warning, it's quite pricey. Imagine a casual lunch with a your colleagues costs you around RM80? 4 person? Char siew rice? Hello!??!

On the way back, was stuck in a jam, and was looking around, 6 here 6 there.. and i saw this really funny billboard. Maybe it's my guailan brains but am not sure. I decided to take a picture of it since my blog is picture-less. Let's make it more interesting. I LOL-ed when i saw the words + the picture they put to further elaborate, everything.

Ok, i was quite far, i zoomed few hundred % to get this picture right. It say's "Terima Kasih kerana mempercayai... ZHULIAN" and check out the picture, a group of malay ladies, cheering. So happy.... they're being called funny names and they still cheer cause we trust them, imagine those cheering sounds from "Gladiator" or "300".. awww schweeet..... I wonder who the fuck approved this billboard. They must be blind, or small eyes, or they should cut their hair *oops inside joke, sorray~~*

Was cruisin happily with Angelina, and I saw this young mommy around Kota D'sara area... trying to cross the road... check out the pic...

"Ok, son, do it, mommy will be right behind you". Son says "omfg...."
Come on, you lil brat! LOLX.

"Mommy no momyy!!" "come on son.. it's just a Avanza, won't hurt much, but your dad can't take it. I'm sure you can son.." I swear to Mother Nature I saw that kid teared.

That smart young mommy actually occupied quarter of the lane, and her kid might get run over by those cars. She's dumb. Period!

Watched Cheebye Joe yesterday night, was a big big dissapointment .... the show sucks ... really! Sorry & thanks meechoo for teman-ing me watched that movie~~ huahuahua!! To repay your kindness.....

sooo cuteeeeeee~~~ hrmmmm!?!? hrmmmmmmmmmm!?!?!?

Alright mates... I've got to say byebye, when she sees this.. I'll be dead meat, for sure. I swear. I know her. I've experienced her temper/craziness.


Please put this picture as my display pic on my tombstone. Am loving it.

Mr. Tourism 2009.

Party tonight? Hope soooooooo~~!!

What now Mr. Kenn?

I don't know what the hell im doing. Just So totally not myself~ acknowledged understood HEARD * dumb blonde accent with the hand action* Man...... this is the first time... ever since...

Was futsal-ing and as usual, my imba knees bleeds , for fucking once, can I not crash my damn fat pig knees on the damn turf.. no... i love the slides man~~ ya mannnnnnnnnn~!

Didn't know i will backtrack to 3 years ago... everytime when im freaking injured, i will get sounded by her... normally i smiled back... and she will not stop nagging me...why this why that why always get injured why this why that. Lolx... damn.. i think i miss her..at that moment. not now. And will not anymore. Its just the out-of-a-sudden feeling u got me? and definitely not emo-ing.

Sleep u lil bastard. Alright~~~ nites.

Im a half workaholic.

Help me babies.... im working around 12 hours a day, sleeping less than 4 hours a day, and im looking so friggin haggard im single now. LOL.

Suddenly i felt so lonely, everyone's out.. it's 11:35PM, usually i will be out DOTA-ing or smoking my balls out and chui sui non stop with my members.. but tonight.. im listening to Blues/ Jazz, while typing my balls away on the damn Excel sheet.

Since, i've joined the FMCG line, i've become a white mice. I've been trying so many different brands of so many things i can't even remember any of them. Currently trying this instant coffee from Singapore i think, they're smart enough to name it "KLASSNO", it's new.. and it's gone. Urghh... tastes sucks.... i even put 2 packs of it.. DOUBLE KOPI LOLX. ahhh better than nothing... this feel reminds me of assignment days... i find that i really really miss college days...tonight's a cold night.... cold cold night......

finally i've finish my damn work. Sometimes really need to de-stress abit... sorry mom for the late nights and alcohol...

Already planning/surfing/browsing for my third ink... keeping an eye for Eyes. on my back to watch my back. Im sure my dad's gonna hate me more for that. I've been giving him very bad impressions....... those curry chickens and stuffs HAHA. song.

Ahhhhhhh~~~ another sleepless night. Im running out of ideas to keep everything right seriously. I jammed my "brakes". On everything. Food especially. Not really eating much nowadays, but, it's not a bad thing. peeps have been calling me lotsa names and im not liking it. Just wait babies. Im feeling the result!

Ups & downs of life... in general...

When you enter the working world, besides hot sexy OL's, fucked up bosses, funny colleagues, you must expect politics as well.

And that got me into a fucked up meeting with the directors. I don't want to go into details, it's not even my problem. Sat there and got shot for hours with my manager. How nice. That got me into a fucked up mood for the whole friggin week.

Luckily the week ended great, thanks to non working Saturday and crazy night outings. Reminds me of college days where you don't have to sleep. And somethingone gave me some new meaning to life. I don't have to live it like i did, it's beautiful actually. It really is.

Sunday~~ again, Monday is coming! Im sure there are more great stuffs waiting for me, if theres none, I'll create one.

I think He saw me, finally. Thank god.